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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Slim Jim Dildo by Happy Valley

I love this dong, dildo whatever you wanna to call it. I will call it my Go To #1 Super Star. IT IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY. I would recommend The Slim Jim to everyone who knows size is not everything. I have been on a quest for the last 3 months to find the perfect dildo and this is it for me. It is not too long and not too short. It is not to wide and not too narrow. It has the right level of firmness that sometimes is lacking in silicone dildos. It it very attractive and realistic looking in the silver color I requested. There is nothing I would change about this toy. I used it vaginally and anally and I have had some of the most amazingly deep orgasms with it.

It is not overly realistic or scary in the least. With dimensions of 6" long, 5 1/2" insertable and 1 1/4"in diameter this item does not sound like much but oh what a punch it packs. Ever since I learned that silicone products can be completely sterilized I have really wanted to find that perfect realistic but not scary dong. Let me tell you I have looked and looked and looked. I have a few silicone vibrators that I have been using as dildos but I really wanted something a little more versatile. Something with a pleasant filling sensation that would not overpower my ass. Something with a pronounced but realistic head. Something with a great G-spot curve but still able to work up plenty of speed when slipped into my ass. Oh how my Silver Slim Jim delivers!

Slim Jim is not intimidating in any way which helped me get over my fear of a penis anything in my ass. The packaging was a simple clear baggy with a cardboard label across the top. (I will post photos when blogger decides to cooperate) It is O-ring compatible with a harness. I have yet to utilize this feature, but I tend to prefer dildos with a base like this because it makes it easier to hold when I want to build up speeeed and I don't have to stop and think is this safe for my ass if I just buy products with a base.

Why do I really love this item? Because it is the firmest silicone product I have. Which makes it perfect for stimulating my G-spot vaginally and anally. The texture of the material was easy for my body to cling to. The curve and firmness are just right!

This item is priced so well I can't believe how wonderfully it worked for me. I really was starting to think I would have to shell out closer to $100 to get a long lasting dildo that rubbed me just right and this one is well under the $50 mark. It is versatile and sure to please many. I currently can't stop using Slim Jim in my ass while I rub my labia and clit with Layaspot and my new favorite anal beads The Crystal Chic Wand on my G-spot . But that is a whole nother story!!

Seriously, if you want a dildo and have no idea where to begin give this cutie a try. There is nothing wrong with it. It is waterproof and easy to clean be it in the shower or dishwasher. It is non porous and versatile. It is sexy and gets it job done. It is a classic and I can't wait to get my body on another Happy Valley Product!

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$35.69Slim Jim
Dildo by Happy Valley
Material: Silicone
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This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer.


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