Welcome
Why am I here... I have spent much too much time doing what other people want from me what others have expected of me. There comes a point where you just have to go balls to the wall and that is where I am right now. I am trying to live fearlessly. I hope you find the information I have provided funny, helpful, and makes your day brighter!
I'm so excited Ooh-Lala.co.uk is having a competition and the winner gets £500 worth of booty from the wish list you create on your blog. So all you have to do is make a wish list post it on your blog and you're automatically entered. The one with the best descriptions wins their entire list! Make sure to keep it under £500
I am currently on a quest for the ever elusive pure g-spot orgasm so most of my items have something to do with that.
So here is my Wet Dream Team...
Lelo Gigi Deep Rose Vibrator - Buy Online, Free Delivery - Ooh-lala I have been lusting after this toy for a minute. This is the most elegent g-spot vibe I have ever seen. If anyhting can make me squirt I am sure this could.
Lelo Lily Satin Black Vibrator - Buy Online, Free Delivery - Ooh-lala I love rechargeable vibes and this is just so sleek and stylish. I really want to get my hands on it.
Lelo Liv Vibrator - Buy Online, Free Delivery - Ooh-lala I am just in love with the Lelo brand. I want one of everything. They just seem like quality and would be less intimidating with a male partner.
Sensual Premium Sexy Gift Box - Buy Online, Free Delivery - Ooh-lala umm it comes with Fun Factory Silicone Waterproof Vibrator Silicone Rock Chick GSpot Vibrator Small jelly clitoral and anal tickler ID Pleasure...need I say more?
Siena Symphony in Pink - Ooh-lala This pretty lady can boast all of the following functions rollercoaster, vibrating, escalating, pulsating action. Really I so need all of that in my life.
Fun Factory Smartballs Raspberry Vibrator - Buy Online, Free Delivery - Ooh-lala I have been dying to wear these at the gym and while driving.
Cupid's Bitty Butt Plug - Ooh-lala I am starting to esperiement in anal play and this is just so cute.
Rabbit Super Vibrator - Ooh-lala I had a horrible rabbit vibe and this one just looks like it can fly.
Roller Balls - Buy Online, Free Delivery - Ooh-lala Seriously when I saw this and imagined the pearls swirling in my ass really gotta try. OMG
Mini Tongue Clit Vibe - Buy Online, Free Delivery - Ooh-lala I really want these for my nipples so I put down 2.
Pink Lubricant for Women - Buy Online, Free Delivery - Ooh-lala I am not really a lube person but I have been curious about this one since forever.
Moist Lubricant I have heard nothing but good things about this and I really want to try it with the cupid.
Scalloped Embroidery Suspender Belt - Buy Online, Free Delivery - Ooh-lala I have very few fanatsies that do not include me and these.
Stockings Hold ups - Buy Online, Free Delivery - Ooh-lala Can you say Retro Sexy Glam Queen.
Charmeuse Kimono - Buy Online, Free Delivery - Ooh-lala Every girl needs one.
NMC LR44 Button Cell Pack of 10 - Buy Online, Free Delivery - Ooh-lala It's a 10pk for a couple pounds such a great deal.
Odds n Endz
- Better Sex Essentials Toy Cleaner Antibacterial
- Coochy® shave creme Cream by Holiday Products
- Top Cat Moist Antibacterial Toy Wipes
Favorite Vibrators
- Gigi by Lelo
- Impulse Slimline Rabbit by California Exotic Novelties
- Mia by Lelo
- Platinum Butterflly Kiss by California Exotic Novelties
- Rechargeable Jack by California Exotic Novelties
- Sweet Dreams Desire by California Exotic Novelties
- Thrusting Jack Rabbit
Favortie Dildos
- Phallix Dichroic Glass Sex Toy
- Pure Wand by N'Joy
- Scrudy Strap-on dildo by Fun Factory
- Slim Jim by haooy Valley
Anal Toys
- Pure plug medium Butt plug by Njoy
- Supersex anal beginners kit
My Porn Flick Collection
- Adam & Eve Build Your Own Collection
- Adam & Eve Presents Taboo Anal Pleasures
- American Heros
- Better Sex® Guide To Great Oral Sex
- Boob-A-Licious Babes
- Brazilian Island 3
- Bubble Butt Angels
- Candida Royalle Feeling It ...Not Faking It
- Devoured
- Fire & Ice
- Great Sex For a Lifetime1,2
- Guilty As Sin
- Head of the Class
- Hello Nurse
- Krossing The Bar
- Latin Fantasies by Adam & Eve
- Love Squirts
- Mobster's Ball 2
- Nina Hartley's Guide To Female Ejaculation
- O The Power Of Submission
- Penny Flame's Expert Guide To Handjobs
- Penny Flame's Expert Guide to Rough Sex
- Playgirl Amorous Sexcapades
- Private The Best of 2008
- Puppeteer
- Ritual
- Sex: A Lifelong Pleasure Satisfying Him
- Sinclair Institure 32 Ways to Please Your Lover
- Sinclair Institute Expanding Sexual Boundaries
- Sinclair Institute Joy of Erotic Massage Video
- Sinclair Institute Maximizing G Spot Pleasures
- Sinclair Institute Sexual Imagination
- Sinclair Institute The Art of Oral Sex and The Art of Sex Positions
- Sinclair Institute The Art of Orgasm
- Squirt Girl DVD 4-Pack
- Swing Time
- Taboo Anal Pleasures
- The 8th Day
- The Bi Apple
- The Contractor
- The Mother-Load
- The Perfect Secretary
- The Surrender of O DVD
- The Wicked
- Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Anal Pleasure for Men
- Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide To Threesomes
- Vivid Scary Movie Double Feature
Erotic and Sensual Books
- Anita Blake Series by Laurell K. Hamilton
- Flesh Tones by M. J. Rose
- Hot Sex: How To Do It - Guides to better sex by Tracey Cox
- In Fidelity by M. J. Rose
- Lip Service by M. J. Rose
- Sheet Music by M. J. Rose
- Somebody's Lover by Jasmine Haynes
- Sookie Stackhouse Southern Vampire Series by Charlaine Harris
- Tall, Dark and Dead by Tate Hallaway
- The Black Dagger Series by J.R. Ward
- The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty Trilogy by Anne Rice
- The Dark Hunter Series by Sherrilyn Kenyon
Exercisers
- Teneo Duo Vaginal Balls by Fun Factory
- Teneo Uno Vaginal Ball by Fun Factory
Favorite Lubes & Potions
- Body Fluid by Fun Factory
- Intimate Organics'™ Relaxing Massage Oil
- Intimate Organics™ Aromatherapy Body Souffle
- SYSTEM JO H20 Water based lubricant
- SYSTEM JO SILICONE lubricant
- TooTimid Pleasure Gel
- Toy Fluid Lubricant by Fun Factory
