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Why am I here... I have spent much too much time doing what other people want from me what others have expected of me. There comes a point where you just have to go balls to the wall and that is where I am right now. I am trying to live fearlessly. I hope you find the information I have provided funny, helpful, and makes your day brighter!

Monday, December 21, 2009

The Bi Apple


I am so curious about pegging, prostate milking or p-spot massageand this is so the flick for me. I really can't stop watching it. It is mu go too super naughty treat. Click on the title for my full review!

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Dr. Berman's Selene™ Vibrating Clitoral Pump

This is my first pump and I am totally hooked on finding one that truly works for me now. Click on the title and see how well this one worked out for me.

Cyclone Couture Collection Massager

Do not underestimate or overlook this product as far as I am concerned it is a new standard and classic. Still click on the title for all of the juicy details.

Penny Flame's Expert Guide To Handjobs

I love hands. They are inexpensive and underated. There is nothing hotter than a man who can make you cum on his fingers. This is a great tool and instrutional DVD for lovers of all ages. It is a must for anyone out there with 10 digits at their disposal. Click on the title for the full review!

True Love Rabbit

Super cute, highly appealing and just screams sweet sixteen. If your looking for something powerful and pink with a few tricks up its sleeve then check out this dual stimulation vibrator by clicking on the tile and reading my full review.

Discover Gspot Arousal Gel by Intimate Organics™

This gel does what it says it will and it does it quickly. If you struggle with your g-spot there is no need anymore click on the title read my full review and order yours today seriously!

Rechargeable Beaded Butterfly

If you are in the market for a rechargeable rabbit style vibrator. then look no further than this Beaded Dolphin Rabbit Vibrator it is one of my favorites. It is rechargeable powerful and truly filling. Click on the title to check out the full review!

Beaded Dolphin Rabbit Vibrator

YES YES YES my super favorite can't get enough of dual stimulation vibrator. I really am in love and this really makes me think one more than one occasion who the hell needs a man. Click on title for the full review.

Private: Best Of 2008

For all of you variety freaks out there check out this compliation DVD. There is no fluff and it gets down to some serious kinky fun right off the bat. Click on the title for the full review.

Head of the Class

One of my favorite porn compilations thus far. Click on the title and read the full review.

The 8th Day

This was so not for me. There was a crotch shot of a girl getting her tinkle on and to be honest I have yet to recover. Click on the title for the full review.

iTap "G" Vibe

"The world’s first touch activated vibe!" sounds really cool right. That's what I though see how it worked out for me by clicking on the title.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Satisfying Him

Not really porn and not my cup of tea. If you know a guy who jumps the gun early then this is for you. Helpful yes what I was expecting not so much. Click on the title and see what I mean.

Slim Jim Dildo by Happy Valley

I love this dong, dildo whatever you wanna to call it. I will call it my Go To #1 Super Star. IT IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY. I would recommend The Slim Jim to everyone who knows size is not everything. I have been on a quest for the last 3 months to find the perfect dildo and this is it for me. It is not too long and not too short. It is not to wide and not too narrow. It has the right level of firmness that sometimes is lacking in silicone dildos. It it very attractive and realistic looking in the silver color I requested. There is nothing I would change about this toy. I used it vaginally and anally and I have had some of the most amazingly deep orgasms with it.

It is not overly realistic or scary in the least. With dimensions of 6" long, 5 1/2" insertable and 1 1/4"in diameter this item does not sound like much but oh what a punch it packs. Ever since I learned that silicone products can be completely sterilized I have really wanted to find that perfect realistic but not scary dong. Let me tell you I have looked and looked and looked. I have a few silicone vibrators that I have been using as dildos but I really wanted something a little more versatile. Something with a pleasant filling sensation that would not overpower my ass. Something with a pronounced but realistic head. Something with a great G-spot curve but still able to work up plenty of speed when slipped into my ass. Oh how my Silver Slim Jim delivers!

Slim Jim is not intimidating in any way which helped me get over my fear of a penis anything in my ass. The packaging was a simple clear baggy with a cardboard label across the top. (I will post photos when blogger decides to cooperate) It is O-ring compatible with a harness. I have yet to utilize this feature, but I tend to prefer dildos with a base like this because it makes it easier to hold when I want to build up speeeed and I don't have to stop and think is this safe for my ass if I just buy products with a base.

Why do I really love this item? Because it is the firmest silicone product I have. Which makes it perfect for stimulating my G-spot vaginally and anally. The texture of the material was easy for my body to cling to. The curve and firmness are just right!

This item is priced so well I can't believe how wonderfully it worked for me. I really was starting to think I would have to shell out closer to $100 to get a long lasting dildo that rubbed me just right and this one is well under the $50 mark. It is versatile and sure to please many. I currently can't stop using Slim Jim in my ass while I rub my labia and clit with Layaspot and my new favorite anal beads The Crystal Chic Wand on my G-spot . But that is a whole nother story!!

Seriously, if you want a dildo and have no idea where to begin give this cutie a try. There is nothing wrong with it. It is waterproof and easy to clean be it in the shower or dishwasher. It is non porous and versatile. It is sexy and gets it job done. It is a classic and I can't wait to get my body on another Happy Valley Product!

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$35.69Slim Jim
Dildo by Happy Valley
Material: Silicone
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This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer.


Monday, December 7, 2009

Thrusting Jack Rabbit

Oh how I have wanted a thrusting vibrator. I have been salivating over the concept for a minute and I am happy to say I have finally found one. Click on the title to see how it worked for me.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Crystal Chic Wand

Thank Goodness. I love these beads. I have been looking for that perfect something that will rub my G-Spot just right and this does it vaginally or anally.
OMG this is the perfect set of beads. The Crystal Chic Wand has given me some of the most intense orgasms of my life. AHHHH I really don't know what else to say other than click on the title to read the full review and then order one for yourself you won't regret it.

Odds n Endz

  • Better Sex Essentials Toy Cleaner Antibacterial
  • Coochy® shave creme Cream by Holiday Products
  • Top Cat Moist Antibacterial Toy Wipes
Tenga Eggs by Liberator

Favorite Vibrators

  • Gigi by Lelo
  • Impulse Slimline Rabbit by California Exotic Novelties
  • Mia by Lelo
  • Platinum Butterflly Kiss by California Exotic Novelties
  • Rechargeable Jack by California Exotic Novelties
  • Sweet Dreams Desire by California Exotic Novelties
  • Thrusting Jack Rabbit

Favortie Dildos

  • Phallix Dichroic Glass Sex Toy
  • Pure Wand by N'Joy
  • Scrudy Strap-on dildo by Fun Factory
  • Slim Jim by haooy Valley

Anal Toys

  • Pure plug medium Butt plug by Njoy
  • Supersex anal beginners kit

My Porn Flick Collection

  • Adam & Eve Build Your Own Collection
  • Adam & Eve Presents Taboo Anal Pleasures
  • American Heros
  • Better Sex® Guide To Great Oral Sex
  • Boob-A-Licious Babes
  • Brazilian Island 3
  • Bubble Butt Angels
  • Candida Royalle Feeling It ...Not Faking It
  • Devoured
  • Fire & Ice
  • Great Sex For a Lifetime1,2
  • Guilty As Sin
  • Head of the Class
  • Hello Nurse
  • Krossing The Bar
  • Latin Fantasies by Adam & Eve
  • Love Squirts
  • Mobster's Ball 2
  • Nina Hartley's Guide To Female Ejaculation
  • O The Power Of Submission
  • Penny Flame's Expert Guide To Handjobs
  • Penny Flame's Expert Guide to Rough Sex
  • Playgirl Amorous Sexcapades
  • Private The Best of 2008
  • Puppeteer
  • Ritual
  • Sex: A Lifelong Pleasure Satisfying Him
  • Sinclair Institure 32 Ways to Please Your Lover
  • Sinclair Institute Expanding Sexual Boundaries
  • Sinclair Institute Joy of Erotic Massage Video
  • Sinclair Institute Maximizing G Spot Pleasures
  • Sinclair Institute Sexual Imagination
  • Sinclair Institute The Art of Oral Sex and The Art of Sex Positions
  • Sinclair Institute The Art of Orgasm
  • Squirt Girl DVD 4-Pack
  • Swing Time
  • Taboo Anal Pleasures
  • The 8th Day
  • The Bi Apple
  • The Contractor
  • The Mother-Load
  • The Perfect Secretary
  • The Surrender of O DVD
  • The Wicked
  • Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Anal Pleasure for Men
  • Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide To Threesomes
  • Vivid Scary Movie Double Feature
PinkCherry Sex Toys

Erotic and Sensual Books

  • Anita Blake Series by Laurell K. Hamilton
  • Flesh Tones by M. J. Rose
  • Hot Sex: How To Do It - Guides to better sex by Tracey Cox
  • In Fidelity by M. J. Rose
  • Lip Service by M. J. Rose
  • Sheet Music by M. J. Rose
  • Somebody's Lover by Jasmine Haynes
  • Sookie Stackhouse Southern Vampire Series by Charlaine Harris
  • Tall, Dark and Dead by Tate Hallaway
  • The Black Dagger Series by J.R. Ward
  • The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty Trilogy by Anne Rice
  • The Dark Hunter Series by Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Exercisers

  • Teneo Duo Vaginal Balls by Fun Factory
  • Teneo Uno Vaginal Ball by Fun Factory
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Favorite Lubes & Potions

  • Body Fluid by Fun Factory
  • Intimate Organics'™ Relaxing Massage Oil
  • Intimate Organics™ Aromatherapy Body Souffle
  • SYSTEM JO H20 Water based lubricant
  • SYSTEM JO SILICONE lubricant
  • TooTimid Pleasure Gel
  • Toy Fluid Lubricant by Fun Factory