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Why am I here... I have spent much too much time doing what other people want from me what others have expected of me. There comes a point where you just have to go balls to the wall and that is where I am right now. I am trying to live fearlessly. I hope you find the information I have provided funny, helpful, and makes your day brighter!

Saturday, June 16, 2012

Enchanted Crystal

It has been along time but I am back in the swing of thing. Check out my latest review for edenfantasy!



       
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Discreet massager by Evolved
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Sunday, December 18, 2011

This Holiday Season

 
This holiday season I thought I would post the top 12 items I want this holiday season as well as my top 12 recommendations. This is posting much later than I hoped but sadly I have been neck deep in finals and graduate research papers. Now, that I have time to masturbate and relax I am ready to post my favorite items! If you have any recommendations to add to my list please post your comments as well as any experience you have had with the items I have posted.


My wish list for myself. Ok so I could not limit it to the top 12 ;)


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My romance wish list

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My recommendations


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All of the items I have recommended I have used, abused, and approved!

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Papaya Toys

First off I have to say a big thank you to Papaya Pam for sending me this super cool dildo to review. It was a wonderful surprise that arrived in the middle of Hurricane Irene!

I have been curious about Papaya Toys for a while now. I first saw their products on edenfantasy a few years ago and thought they looked cool but never had the chance to get my hands on them. They can be very hard to find where I live. Well, let me just say it was well worth the wait and I wish I had one sooner.  I received the Rainbow in the mail and the packing is lovely.  The box is white with pink writing and is super sturdy, as well as reusable and perfectly gift-able as there were no naked people on the box if that tends to turn you off.
When I first opened the box it arrived in I was so giddy because the box was much larger than I expected and the packing really is magnificent. I am not sure why but they was just something super girly and fun about it maybe the swirly texture of the shaft reminded of those giant lollipops you get at amusement parks during the summer. When I opened the box I overwhelmed by the electric colors and the generous size of the dildo. IT was Beautiful. I was lucky enough to receive Candy Stick in Apple and it is massive. For some reason I think because they are so "cute" I thought my dildo would be on the petite side but boy was I wrong.

My Candy Stick is 10 inches long and features a luscious swirly design from its head all the way down the shaft up until the battery case. It is made from 100% medical grade Silicone which is a HUGE selling point for me. I really do not want to pay more than $50 for a toy that is made from something that cannot be completely cleaned! That is not a problem with I faced with my Candy Stick as it is also completely waterproof and fully submersible, YAY!


Now onto fit. My Candy Apple Wonder Stick fits my body perfectly! This thing found my g-spot with any difficulty. It was so filling and the curve was just perfect. This vibrator does run on the girthy side so be sure to use plenty of a quality non silicone lubricant with it and take your time but once you have warmed up OMG.The shaft is about 6.5 inches of insertable length and is 1.75 inches in girth. I like using this with my favorite clitoral stimulator but it really is not neccessary as the vibrations travel througout the shaft. I am able to reach orgasm using this vibrator/dildo alone.

I would not say it is whisper quiet but you can use it under the covers with your door closed without worry. I was also able to use rechargeable batteries with this vibrator which is kinda important to me. I did not notice any new toy smell or honestly any negatives. And if you are replacing the batteries in the dark no worries the battery case is an award winner because you can slip it in, in either direction and it WORKS! The buttons were easy to use in the dark as well. They were large enough and well placed. I have not accidently turned it off or changed the setting once.

This is the first Papaya toy I have ever used and I was not disappointed. I would recommend this to intermediate to advanced players and I doubt they would be disappointed. The quality of the product attractiveness of the packaging will keep this at the top of my toy pile for a while!

Odds n Endz

  • Better Sex Essentials Toy Cleaner Antibacterial
  • Coochy® shave creme Cream by Holiday Products
  • Top Cat Moist Antibacterial Toy Wipes

Favorite Vibrators

  • Gigi by Lelo
  • Impulse Slimline Rabbit by California Exotic Novelties
  • Mia by Lelo
  • Platinum Butterflly Kiss by California Exotic Novelties
  • Rechargeable Jack by California Exotic Novelties
  • Sweet Dreams Desire by California Exotic Novelties
  • Thrusting Jack Rabbit

Favortie Dildos

  • Phallix Dichroic Glass Sex Toy
  • Pure Wand by N'Joy
  • Scrudy Strap-on dildo by Fun Factory
  • Slim Jim by haooy Valley

Anal Toys

  • Pure plug medium Butt plug by Njoy
  • Supersex anal beginners kit

My Porn Flick Collection

  • Adam & Eve Build Your Own Collection
  • Adam & Eve Presents Taboo Anal Pleasures
  • American Heros
  • Better Sex® Guide To Great Oral Sex
  • Boob-A-Licious Babes
  • Brazilian Island 3
  • Bubble Butt Angels
  • Candida Royalle Feeling It ...Not Faking It
  • Devoured
  • Fire & Ice
  • Great Sex For a Lifetime1,2
  • Guilty As Sin
  • Head of the Class
  • Hello Nurse
  • Krossing The Bar
  • Latin Fantasies by Adam & Eve
  • Love Squirts
  • Mobster's Ball 2
  • Nina Hartley's Guide To Female Ejaculation
  • O The Power Of Submission
  • Penny Flame's Expert Guide To Handjobs
  • Penny Flame's Expert Guide to Rough Sex
  • Playgirl Amorous Sexcapades
  • Private The Best of 2008
  • Puppeteer
  • Ritual
  • Sex: A Lifelong Pleasure Satisfying Him
  • Sinclair Institure 32 Ways to Please Your Lover
  • Sinclair Institute Expanding Sexual Boundaries
  • Sinclair Institute Joy of Erotic Massage Video
  • Sinclair Institute Maximizing G Spot Pleasures
  • Sinclair Institute Sexual Imagination
  • Sinclair Institute The Art of Oral Sex and The Art of Sex Positions
  • Sinclair Institute The Art of Orgasm
  • Squirt Girl DVD 4-Pack
  • Swing Time
  • Taboo Anal Pleasures
  • The 8th Day
  • The Bi Apple
  • The Contractor
  • The Mother-Load
  • The Perfect Secretary
  • The Surrender of O DVD
  • The Wicked
  • Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Anal Pleasure for Men
  • Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide To Threesomes
  • Vivid Scary Movie Double Feature

Erotic and Sensual Books

  • Anita Blake Series by Laurell K. Hamilton
  • Flesh Tones by M. J. Rose
  • Hot Sex: How To Do It - Guides to better sex by Tracey Cox
  • In Fidelity by M. J. Rose
  • Lip Service by M. J. Rose
  • Sheet Music by M. J. Rose
  • Somebody's Lover by Jasmine Haynes
  • Sookie Stackhouse Southern Vampire Series by Charlaine Harris
  • Tall, Dark and Dead by Tate Hallaway
  • The Black Dagger Series by J.R. Ward
  • The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty Trilogy by Anne Rice
  • The Dark Hunter Series by Sherrilyn Kenyon

Exercisers

  • Teneo Duo Vaginal Balls by Fun Factory
  • Teneo Uno Vaginal Ball by Fun Factory

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Favorite Lubes & Potions

  • Body Fluid by Fun Factory
  • Intimate Organics'™ Relaxing Massage Oil
  • Intimate Organics™ Aromatherapy Body Souffle
  • SYSTEM JO H20 Water based lubricant
  • SYSTEM JO SILICONE lubricant
  • TooTimid Pleasure Gel
  • Toy Fluid Lubricant by Fun Factory