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Why am I here... I have spent much too much time doing what other people want from me what others have expected of me. There comes a point where you just have to go balls to the wall and that is where I am right now. I am trying to live fearlessly. I hope you find the information I have provided funny, helpful, and makes your day brighter!

Saturday, October 31, 2009

The Wicked 2-Disc Set

Vampire porn? I never thought the idea would appeal to me but I do love horor flicks and I am a twilight and dark hunter fan so I figured I should give it a try.
Click on the title to read the full review and see if The Wicked is the best of both worlds.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

In honor of the Prostate...

I gotta get Taormino's Expert Guide to Anal Pleasure for Men and a willing partner, LOL! Ok I am so so so curious about pegging and prostate massage. I never use to think of myself as kinky but now with what appears to be my new anal obsession yes I think I must admit to being a little kinky.

What is so hot about prostate massage to me hmm? Well, a guy being able to separate orgasm from ejaculation need I say more can you see all of the possibilities. I think we all could and should learn how to do that if at all possible and apparently it is. So here are a few things I feel I must get my hands on in order to make this dream quest a reality.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Evolved Engagement Ring with Bullet

If you are looking for a Satin Coated Sparkly gift for your favorite bachelorette look no further. This would make a great whimsical gift for any bride to be. Click on the title to read my full review of this vibrating bullet with ring controller!

Friday, October 16, 2009

Smartvibes - ElLOVE

What can I say about my baby rose Smartvibes - ElLOVE by Fun Factory? Umm I loved it. It will stay at the top of my toy pile for a very long time and I can't believe I have found something to make me wonder if I should use my Rechargeable Jack Rabbit but I have and it is shocking. RIght now I can't sopt using this with my new Njoy medium plug and Layaspot. Just click on the titile for the full review cause you just gotta get one of these.

Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide To Threesomes

I have never been into threesomes but I have been dying to watch something by Tristan Taormino. I also am in a user guide porn type of phase why I do not know but I like to know how and why and what things are really called so when I got the chance to review Tristan Taormino's ExpertGuide To Threesomes of course I had to get it so click on the title to read the full review!!!

Love Squirts


I was watching some free porn and I saw this girl start shaking and go up on her tip toes and fly off the guy who she was having sex with and start shooting this fluid all over the place. Ever since then I have been trying to figure out how to do that. Now I have not managed that but I have had a lot of fun trying.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Guess I'm just a Hardcore Gurl After All

Amorous Sexcapades did not do it for me. First of all I did not know what to expect. This product is listed as a book but is described as a DVD so I was thinking it was a combo like Whipped. I was really hoping for some written erotica and a cool movie to go along with it but sadly that is not what this item was. It is only a DVD.
The packaging on Amorous Sexcapades by Playgirl DVD, distributed by Wicked Pictures is really classy. But you can not tell a book or a DVD by the cover. I so know that now. I was beyond excited when my box arrived super fast from Eden and could not wait for the house to empty out so I could watch my flick with sound, YEA!
So the house was empty and I had my current favorite toys out and was ready to go with Layaspot, Rechargeable Jack Rabbit by California Exotic and my Njoy Pure Anal Plug Medium. The DVD was in, the sound was on I was relaxed and ready to enjoy.

Did I?

Umm not so much.
First of the the music that was onscreen with the menu page was crappy instrumental and to be honest I got a bad feeling in my tummy. I got really worried. And with good reason. This DVD had absolutely no flow. There were 6 scenes with 6 very different fantasies that did not flow into each other at all. There was a lot of posing in each scene and it really got on my nerves.I kept wondering why are they covering up the money shot. I really would like to see what they are doing. But I can't tell cause the shot in in shadow. GGRRRRRR so annoying. As the DVD progresses they do begin to show more of the goodies but still it was a waste of time. I guess after all of the free porn I have been watching online I am a hardcore kinda girl.
Scene 1 Kinks and Chains was very light on the kink and the lady did not seem to be all that in charge to me

Scene 2 Cabin Fever shocking was sex in a cabin. It looked like good sex but I really could not see everything I wanted to cause the close ups were lacking.

Scene 3 Hot Rod Lover umm yeah sex on the side of a car and without audio and narration I just didn't get it. Oh yes and a cheesy light display, I have never wanted to fast forward porn more in my life.

By this point I was almost asleep and not because I had just had the biggest orgasm in my life but because I WAS BORED WATCHING PORN CAN U IMAGINE.

Scene 4 I am gonna call it auto mechanic love because I can't recall the title but it is sex with a co worker and there is actual dialogue in this one. It was by far the best sex in the DVD up to that point and woke me up.

Scene5 Watching Him Play was about sex with a rock star. There were no cheesy lights in this one and there was a touch of male dominance. It was not an original fantasy but the sex looked real so it was not too painful to view. Although they did cut the scenes with static so it appeared you were viewing what he was recording them doing on camera. LOL

Scene 6 Incandescent Love was just scary. The man was wrapped in twinkle light and then he wrapped them around her and stuck them up her vagina. Umm can you say no thank you. First of all not sanitary and secondly burn my goodies and I will hurt you in ways you never imagined. That is all I could think about while viewing this horrible scene.
I was expecting their to be dialogue throughout the scenes I was looking for romance but not cheese. I was looking for hot sex. I just hate to say it but don't buy this. I know some people don't want hardcore sex and they don't want to see everything. At times I am that way as well but this did not flow the theme was lacking I am sure you can find Amorous Sexcapades done better than this at that price point.






Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Ritual

Ritual is full of my current favorite things in porn and I am so happy about it. It has anal sex, double-penetration, and tons of positions.
I have had a hard time finding porn on dvd that I like for a while but Yea I finaly found one. Leave it to the French to give me what I like.
Oh yes and it meets my vampire needs without a ton of blood so click on the title and read the ful review!

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Power "G" by California Exotic Novelties

I am so excited I received my second item to review as a "Sexpert" from California Exotic Novelties a little over a week ago and am finally ready to write my review. I am so shocked that I loved this item. When I first ripped open the box to see a G-spot toy that looked identical to Crystalessence™ chubby G I was really worried. I was hoping and praying that this was not by the same manufacturer so I went back and found my old review and yes it is. But I opened the clear box, cleared my mind and decided to give it a go. I am so happy that I did.
If you are a fan of the Crystalessence I really think you will enjoy this new and improved version. Now it is not perfect but it is getting a lot closer to where I needs it to be. Power "G" is really powerful. It is electric, no batteries are needed. My old Crystalessence went through batteries like you would not believe and I was never able to orgasm with it alone while using it vaginally because the vibrations were not strong enough on the part that is suppose to massage your lips and clit. Power "G" plugs into the wall and has a 9ft cord. The speed control is incremental and is controlled by a twist turn base which is easy to use and does not turn off on accident.
From the photos you will notice where the cord must be plugged into the unit. This turned out to be a huge problem for me. If you need to or like to clamp down your thighs in order to orgasm you will find it hard with this cord sticking into your thigh. It also made it awkward to hold it in my left hand. I really do not know why it is there it shuld be in the very bottom of the unit was more than annoying it was painful. And in case you are wondering why I left it plugged in while I was using it Umm because you have to. Yes, there is no battery inside the unit. It is not rechargeable it is purely electric.
Which leads to my next point this is not waterproof. And with the plug in it was kind of awkward to wash with soap and water so you might want to use toy cleaner.

For those Crystalessence fans out there Power "G" has almost the same dimensions as her predecessor only she is slightly wider which was an improvement. She is 6 1/2" long, 3 1/4" insertable, 1 3/8" wide and weights about .5lbs. Once you lube her up I think most will find she is more than filling. But sadly the little nubs still did not provide desirable stimulation to my labia or clitoris. I had to use another toy so I could have a combined G-spot and clitoral orgasm, which I will admit was really great. The fullness of the toy inside of me and rubbing against my labia mid orgasm was more than satisfying I just need for them to add another bullet in the part with the nubs.
To sum it up when I used this toy for clitoral stimulation only I was able to get off very quickly. Lint and hair does stick to this toy so clean it before and after use. It almost has no scent straight out of the box. It is medium loud on full power and comes with a cord that is more than generous in length. If you are a fan of this shape then you really must get this toy and save on the batteries. California Exotic Novelties really made a lot of great improvements to the Crystalessence.

Odds n Endz

  • Better Sex Essentials Toy Cleaner Antibacterial
  • Coochy® shave creme Cream by Holiday Products
  • Top Cat Moist Antibacterial Toy Wipes
Tenga Eggs by Liberator

Favorite Vibrators

  • Gigi by Lelo
  • Impulse Slimline Rabbit by California Exotic Novelties
  • Mia by Lelo
  • Platinum Butterflly Kiss by California Exotic Novelties
  • Rechargeable Jack by California Exotic Novelties
  • Sweet Dreams Desire by California Exotic Novelties
  • Thrusting Jack Rabbit

Favortie Dildos

  • Phallix Dichroic Glass Sex Toy
  • Pure Wand by N'Joy
  • Scrudy Strap-on dildo by Fun Factory
  • Slim Jim by haooy Valley

Anal Toys

  • Pure plug medium Butt plug by Njoy
  • Supersex anal beginners kit

My Porn Flick Collection

  • Adam & Eve Build Your Own Collection
  • Adam & Eve Presents Taboo Anal Pleasures
  • American Heros
  • Better Sex® Guide To Great Oral Sex
  • Boob-A-Licious Babes
  • Brazilian Island 3
  • Bubble Butt Angels
  • Candida Royalle Feeling It ...Not Faking It
  • Devoured
  • Fire & Ice
  • Great Sex For a Lifetime1,2
  • Guilty As Sin
  • Head of the Class
  • Hello Nurse
  • Krossing The Bar
  • Latin Fantasies by Adam & Eve
  • Love Squirts
  • Mobster's Ball 2
  • Nina Hartley's Guide To Female Ejaculation
  • O The Power Of Submission
  • Penny Flame's Expert Guide To Handjobs
  • Penny Flame's Expert Guide to Rough Sex
  • Playgirl Amorous Sexcapades
  • Private The Best of 2008
  • Puppeteer
  • Ritual
  • Sex: A Lifelong Pleasure Satisfying Him
  • Sinclair Institure 32 Ways to Please Your Lover
  • Sinclair Institute Expanding Sexual Boundaries
  • Sinclair Institute Joy of Erotic Massage Video
  • Sinclair Institute Maximizing G Spot Pleasures
  • Sinclair Institute Sexual Imagination
  • Sinclair Institute The Art of Oral Sex and The Art of Sex Positions
  • Sinclair Institute The Art of Orgasm
  • Squirt Girl DVD 4-Pack
  • Swing Time
  • Taboo Anal Pleasures
  • The 8th Day
  • The Bi Apple
  • The Contractor
  • The Mother-Load
  • The Perfect Secretary
  • The Surrender of O DVD
  • The Wicked
  • Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Anal Pleasure for Men
  • Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide To Threesomes
  • Vivid Scary Movie Double Feature
PinkCherry Sex Toys

Erotic and Sensual Books

  • Anita Blake Series by Laurell K. Hamilton
  • Flesh Tones by M. J. Rose
  • Hot Sex: How To Do It - Guides to better sex by Tracey Cox
  • In Fidelity by M. J. Rose
  • Lip Service by M. J. Rose
  • Sheet Music by M. J. Rose
  • Somebody's Lover by Jasmine Haynes
  • Sookie Stackhouse Southern Vampire Series by Charlaine Harris
  • Tall, Dark and Dead by Tate Hallaway
  • The Black Dagger Series by J.R. Ward
  • The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty Trilogy by Anne Rice
  • The Dark Hunter Series by Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Exercisers

  • Teneo Duo Vaginal Balls by Fun Factory
  • Teneo Uno Vaginal Ball by Fun Factory
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Favorite Lubes & Potions

  • Body Fluid by Fun Factory
  • Intimate Organics'™ Relaxing Massage Oil
  • Intimate Organics™ Aromatherapy Body Souffle
  • SYSTEM JO H20 Water based lubricant
  • SYSTEM JO SILICONE lubricant
  • TooTimid Pleasure Gel
  • Toy Fluid Lubricant by Fun Factory