Amorous Sexcapades did not do it for me. First of all I did not know what to expect. This product is listed as a book but is described as a DVD so I was thinking it was a combo like Whipped. I was really hoping for some written erotica and a cool movie to go along with it but sadly that is not what this item was. It is only a DVD.
The packaging on Amorous Sexcapades by Playgirl DVD, distributed by Wicked Pictures is really classy. But you can not tell a book or a DVD by the cover. I so know that now. I was beyond excited when my box arrived super fast from Eden and could not wait for the house to empty out so I could watch my flick with sound, YEA!
So the house was empty and I had my current favorite toys out and was ready to go with Layaspot, Rechargeable Jack Rabbit by California Exotic and my Njoy Pure Anal Plug Medium. The DVD was in, the sound was on I was relaxed and ready to enjoy.Did I?
Umm not so much.
First of the the music that was onscreen with the menu page was crappy instrumental and to be honest I got a bad feeling in my tummy. I got really worried. And with good reason. This DVD had absolutely no flow. There were 6 scenes with 6 very different fantasies that did not flow into each other at all. There was a lot of posing in each scene and it really got on my nerves.I kept wondering why are they covering up the money shot. I really would like to see what they are doing. But I can't tell cause the shot in in shadow. GGRRRRRR so annoying. As the DVD progresses they do begin to show more of the goodies but still it was a waste of time. I guess after all of the free porn I have been watching online I am a hardcore kinda girl.
Scene 1 Kinks and Chains was very light on the kink and the lady did not seem to be all that in charge to meScene 2 Cabin Fever shocking was sex in a cabin. It looked like good sex but I really could not see everything I wanted to cause the close ups were lacking.
Scene 3 Hot Rod Lover umm yeah sex on the side of a car and without audio and narration I just didn't get it. Oh yes and a cheesy light display, I have never wanted to fast forward porn more in my life.
By this point I was almost asleep and not because I had just had the biggest orgasm in my life but because I WAS BORED WATCHING PORN CAN U IMAGINE.
Scene 4 I am gonna call it auto mechanic love because I can't recall the title but it is sex with a co worker and there is actual dialogue in this one. It was by far the best sex in the DVD up to that point and woke me up.
Scene5 Watching Him Play was about sex with a rock star. There were no cheesy lights in this one and there was a touch of male dominance. It was not an original fantasy but the sex looked real so it was not too painful to view. Although they did cut the scenes with static so it appeared you were viewing what he was recording them doing on camera. LOL
Scene 6 Incandescent Love was just scary. The man was wrapped in twinkle light and then he wrapped them around her and stuck them up her vagina. Umm can you say no thank you. First of all not sanitary and secondly burn my goodies and I will hurt you in ways you never imagined. That is all I could think about while viewing this horrible scene.
I was expecting their to be dialogue throughout the scenes I was looking for romance but not cheese. I was looking for hot sex. I just hate to say it but don't buy this. I know some people don't want hardcore sex and they don't want to see everything. At times I am that way as well but this did not flow the theme was lacking I am sure you can find Amorous Sexcapades done better than this at that price point.
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