The Bi Apple

I am so curious about pegging, prostate milking or p-spot massageand this is so the flick for me. I really can't stop watching it. It is mu go too super naughty treat. Click on the title for my full review!

Dr. Berman's Selene™ Vibrating Clitoral Pump

This is my first pump and I am totally hooked on finding one that truly works for me now. Click on the title and see how well this one worked out for me.

Cyclone Couture Collection Massager

Do not underestimate or overlook this product as far as I am concerned it is a new standard and classic. Still click on the title for all of the juicy details.

Penny Flame's Expert Guide To Handjobs

I love hands. They are inexpensive and underated. There is nothing hotter than a man who can make you cum on his fingers. This is a great tool and instrutional DVD for lovers of all ages. It is a must for anyone out there with 10 digits at their disposal. Click on the title for the full review!

True Love Rabbit

Super cute, highly appealing and just screams sweet sixteen. If your looking for something powerful and pink with a few tricks up its sleeve then check out this dual stimulation vibrator by clicking on the tile and reading my full review.

Discover Gspot Arousal Gel by Intimate Organics™

This gel does what it says it will and it does it quickly. If you struggle with your g-spot there is no need anymore click on the title read my full review and order yours today seriously!

Rechargeable Beaded Butterfly

If you are in the market for a rechargeable rabbit style vibrator. then look no further than this Beaded Dolphin Rabbit Vibrator it is one of my favorites. It is rechargeable powerful and truly filling. Click on the title to check out the full review!

Beaded Dolphin Rabbit Vibrator

YES YES YES my super favorite can't get enough of dual stimulation vibrator. I really am in love and this really makes me think one more than one occasion who the hell needs a man. Click on title for the full review.

Private: Best Of 2008

For all of you variety freaks out there check out this compliation DVD. There is no fluff and it gets down to some serious kinky fun right off the bat. Click on the title for the full review.

Head of the Class

One of my favorite porn compilations thus far. Click on the title and read the full review.

The 8th Day

This was so not for me. There was a crotch shot of a girl getting her tinkle on and to be honest I have yet to recover. Click on the title for the full review.

iTap "G" Vibe

"The world’s first touch activated vibe!" sounds really cool right. That's what I though see how it worked out for me by clicking on the title.

Satisfying Him

Not really porn and not my cup of tea. If you know a guy who jumps the gun early then this is for you. Helpful yes what I was expecting not so much. Click on the title and see what I mean.

Slim Jim Dildo by Happy Valley

I love this dong, dildo whatever you wanna to call it. I will call it my Go To #1 Super Star. IT IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY. I would recommend The Slim Jim to everyone who knows size is not everything. I have been on a quest for the last 3 months to find the perfect dildo and this is it for me. It is not too long and not too short. It is not to wide and not too narrow. It has the right level of firmness that sometimes is lacking in silicone dildos. It it very attractive and realistic looking in the silver color I requested. There is nothing I would change about this toy. I used it vaginally and anally and I have had some of the most amazingly deep orgasms with it.

It is not overly realistic or scary in the least. With dimensions of 6" long, 5 1/2" insertable and 1 1/4"in diameter this item does not sound like much but oh what a punch it packs. Ever since I learned that silicone products can be completely sterilized I have really wanted to find that perfect realistic but not scary dong. Let me tell you I have looked and looked and looked. I have a few silicone vibrators that I have been using as dildos but I really wanted something a little more versatile. Something with a pleasant filling sensation that would not overpower my ass. Something with a pronounced but realistic head. Something with a great G-spot curve but still able to work up plenty of speed when slipped into my ass. Oh how my Silver Slim Jim delivers!

Slim Jim is not intimidating in any way which helped me get over my fear of a penis anything in my ass. The packaging was a simple clear baggy with a cardboard label across the top. (I will post photos when blogger decides to cooperate) It is O-ring compatible with a harness. I have yet to utilize this feature, but I tend to prefer dildos with a base like this because it makes it easier to hold when I want to build up speeeed and I don't have to stop and think is this safe for my ass if I just buy products with a base.

Why do I really love this item? Because it is the firmest silicone product I have. Which makes it perfect for stimulating my G-spot vaginally and anally. The texture of the material was easy for my body to cling to. The curve and firmness are just right!

This item is priced so well I can't believe how wonderfully it worked for me. I really was starting to think I would have to shell out closer to $100 to get a long lasting dildo that rubbed me just right and this one is well under the $50 mark. It is versatile and sure to please many. I currently can't stop using Slim Jim in my ass while I rub my labia and clit with Layaspot and my new favorite anal beads The Crystal Chic Wand on my G-spot . But that is a whole nother story!!

Seriously, if you want a dildo and have no idea where to begin give this cutie a try. There is nothing wrong with it. It is waterproof and easy to clean be it in the shower or dishwasher. It is non porous and versatile. It is sexy and gets it job done. It is a classic and I can't wait to get my body on another Happy Valley Product!

$35.69Slim Jim Dildo by Happy Valley Material: Silicone Safety: Buy from EdenFantasys

This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer.

Thrusting Jack Rabbit

Oh how I have wanted a thrusting vibrator. I have been salivating over the concept for a minute and I am happy to say I have finally found one. Click on the title to see how it worked for me.

Crystal Chic Wand

Thank Goodness. I love these beads. I have been looking for that perfect something that will rub my G-Spot just right and this does it vaginally or anally.
OMG this is the perfect set of beads. The Crystal Chic Wand has given me some of the most intense orgasms of my life. AHHHH I really don't know what else to say other than click on the title to read the full review and then order one for yourself you won't regret it.

My Stash

I have wanted to post photos of all of my goodies for a while now. I thought that this post on Eden's forum was brilliant and I couldn't wait to do join the fun. I am sorry I am just now getting around to posting photos but better late than never.

Currently the Very Top of My Toy Pile

My Storage Trunk

My Tackle Box

Most Used

I ran into many a storage problem but I finally think I have it under control. I think my super cheap Walmart storage trunk was a great find and I am really learning to love my tackle box. One day when I move out I will get a shoe rack for my door and use it for dildos. Oh the joy of dreams...

Evolved Diamond Lustre

Attractive, discreet, functional and fun what is there not to like about this cute foreplay tool by Evolved.

Check out my full review by clicking on the title...

Pure medium Butt plug by Njoy

Ok I really have been curious about the njoy line for the longest time and they are seriously now my new brand obsession. This plug was awesome. I would change nothing! The packaging was classy and fit the price tag this plug could last a lifetime and is well worth the investment. I hope they make one that vibrates cause that is the only reason I can think of to buy another plug. Click on the title to read the full review and seriously consider buying one cause it is Amazing!

Intimate Dancer Vibrating Pussy Pump

I'm shocked when I first came across these items I thought they were completely crazy and odd.
Now I am more than curious about them and am determined to find one that I really like.

Click on the title to see how I feel about this Intimate Dancer

Phallix Dichroic Glass Sex Toy

I am now officially hooked on glass!

There is nothing like a high quality glass dildo. My Phallix Dichroic Glass Dildo is classy, artistic in appearance and hypoallergenic.

Click on the title to read the full review...

Silicone Stimulating Breast Enhancers

So close yet so far is the relationship that these cups had with my nipples. But I'm thinking these would would be awesome on smaller breast as in C cups or lower and balls a plenty. Check out full review by clicking on title...

Spellboung "G"

Thanks to California Exotic Novelties I received Spellbound "G" last week. I have been anxiously awaiting my "Sexpert" box to arrive so when I got home and saw this package I had a good feeling I grabbed it, ran into the house to rip it open.
When I did, I found Spellbound "G" a purple traditional style vibrator with an angled tip for G-spot stimulation. Spellbound is a semi quiet ,powerful vibrator capable of multi-speeds that is controlled by a twisting cap end. It has a “perfect curve” tip with what appears to be a metal enhanced pleasure ring.
The pleasure ring is not super pronounced but has a firm texture and with the slim build of this toy make it great for thrusting. Spellbound is also waterproof which makes cleanup an easy thing to do as it can be taken into the shower not only for a wash but also for fun. I would recommend using antibacterial soap and hot water or your favorite toy cleaner.
Spellbound is made of ABS with Velvet-Cote™. Have I mentioned right behind silicone Velvet-Cote™ is my favorite material for sex toys. It is beyond velvety smooth and my body just clings to it. Although not giant Spellbound offers a pleasing length of 6.75" and a width of 1.25." This toy might not scream out to size queens but the “perfect curve” tip on this vibe should please most users. Based on it's features I would recommend this toy to new and advance users.
The only negative aspect to this toy is the batteries it requires, 2 C batteries. I try to use only reusable batteries and I have not come across any rechargeable C on the market. Considering what it runs on this vibe is powerful but I would expect more power on 2 C's. Other than that I have no complaints. The bullet is in the tip of this vibe but you can feel the vibrations throughout and I am anle to climax using it as a clitoral vibe as well. The tip works well on both G-spot and Clitoris.

Intimate Organics

Intimate Organics'™ Relaxing Massage Oil
Intimate Organics™ Aromatherapy Body Souffle

I was so happy when I received and opportunity to review two items from the massage from Intimate Organics line. The fragrance I selected was Sensual because I really could not imagine how something could go wrong with cocoa bean and goija berry. I am happy to say I was not disappointed. I have read so many great things about the line how they really focus on body safe ingredients so I could not miss out on the chance to try for myself so follow the links and check out my reviews!

The Wicked 2-Disc Set

Vampire porn? I never thought the idea would appeal to me but I do love horor flicks and I am a twilight and dark hunter fan so I figured I should give it a try.

Click on the title to read the full review and see if The Wicked is the best of both worlds.

In honor of the Prostate...

I gotta get Taormino's Expert Guide to Anal Pleasure for Men and a willing partner, LOL! Ok I am so so so curious about pegging and prostate massage. I never use to think of myself as kinky but now with what appears to be my new anal obsession yes I think I must admit to being a little kinky.

What is so hot about prostate massage to me hmm? Well, a guy being able to separate orgasm from ejaculation need I say more can you see all of the possibilities. I think we all could and should learn how to do that if at all possible and apparently it is. So here are a few things I feel I must get my hands on in order to make this dream quest a reality.

clone it

Evolved Engagement Ring with Bullet

If you are looking for a Satin Coated Sparkly gift for your favorite bachelorette look no further. This would make a great whimsical gift for any bride to be. Click on the title to read my full review of this vibrating bullet with ring controller!

Smartvibes - ElLOVE

What can I say about my baby rose Smartvibes - ElLOVE by Fun Factory? Umm I loved it. It will stay at the top of my toy pile for a very long time and I can't believe I have found something to make me wonder if I should use my Rechargeable Jack Rabbit but I have and it is shocking. RIght now I can't sopt using this with my new Njoy medium plug and Layaspot. Just click on the titile for the full review cause you just gotta get one of these.

Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide To Threesomes

I have never been into threesomes but I have been dying to watch something by Tristan Taormino. I also am in a user guide porn type of phase why I do not know but I like to know how and why and what things are really called so when I got the chance to review Tristan Taormino's ExpertGuide To Threesomes of course I had to get it so click on the title to read the full review!!!

Love Squirts

I was watching some free porn and I saw this girl start shaking and go up on her tip toes and fly off the guy who she was having sex with and start shooting this fluid all over the place. Ever since then I have been trying to figure out how to do that. Now I have not managed that but I have had a lot of fun trying.

Guess I'm just a Hardcore Gurl After All

Amorous Sexcapades did not do it for me. First of all I did not know what to expect. This product is listed as a book but is described as a DVD so I was thinking it was a combo like Whipped. I was really hoping for some written erotica and a cool movie to go along with it but sadly that is not what this item was. It is only a DVD.
The packaging on Amorous Sexcapades by Playgirl DVD, distributed by Wicked Pictures is really classy. But you can not tell a book or a DVD by the cover. I so know that now. I was beyond excited when my box arrived super fast from Eden and could not wait for the house to empty out so I could watch my flick with sound, YEA!
So the house was empty and I had my current favorite toys out and was ready to go with Layaspot, Rechargeable Jack Rabbit by California Exotic and my Njoy Pure Anal Plug Medium. The DVD was in, the sound was on I was relaxed and ready to enjoy.

Did I?

Umm not so much.
First of the the music that was onscreen with the menu page was crappy instrumental and to be honest I got a bad feeling in my tummy. I got really worried. And with good reason. This DVD had absolutely no flow. There were 6 scenes with 6 very different fantasies that did not flow into each other at all. There was a lot of posing in each scene and it really got on my nerves.I kept wondering why are they covering up the money shot. I really would like to see what they are doing. But I can't tell cause the shot in in shadow. GGRRRRRR so annoying. As the DVD progresses they do begin to show more of the goodies but still it was a waste of time. I guess after all of the free porn I have been watching online I am a hardcore kinda girl.
Scene 1 Kinks and Chains was very light on the kink and the lady did not seem to be all that in charge to me

Scene 2 Cabin Fever shocking was sex in a cabin. It looked like good sex but I really could not see everything I wanted to cause the close ups were lacking.

Scene 3 Hot Rod Lover umm yeah sex on the side of a car and without audio and narration I just didn't get it. Oh yes and a cheesy light display, I have never wanted to fast forward porn more in my life.

By this point I was almost asleep and not because I had just had the biggest orgasm in my life but because I WAS BORED WATCHING PORN CAN U IMAGINE.

Scene 4 I am gonna call it auto mechanic love because I can't recall the title but it is sex with a co worker and there is actual dialogue in this one. It was by far the best sex in the DVD up to that point and woke me up.

Scene5 Watching Him Play was about sex with a rock star. There were no cheesy lights in this one and there was a touch of male dominance. It was not an original fantasy but the sex looked real so it was not too painful to view. Although they did cut the scenes with static so it appeared you were viewing what he was recording them doing on camera. LOL

Scene 6 Incandescent Love was just scary. The man was wrapped in twinkle light and then he wrapped them around her and stuck them up her vagina. Umm can you say no thank you. First of all not sanitary and secondly burn my goodies and I will hurt you in ways you never imagined. That is all I could think about while viewing this horrible scene.
I was expecting their to be dialogue throughout the scenes I was looking for romance but not cheese. I was looking for hot sex. I just hate to say it but don't buy this. I know some people don't want hardcore sex and they don't want to see everything. At times I am that way as well but this did not flow the theme was lacking I am sure you can find Amorous Sexcapades done better than this at that price point.

$32.99Amorous Sexcapades Book Buy from EdenFantasys