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Welcome

Why am I here... I have spent much too much time doing what other people want from me what others have expected of me. There comes a point where you just have to go balls to the wall and that is where I am right now. I am trying to live fearlessly. I hope you find the information I have provided funny, helpful, and makes your day brighter!

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Petite Wonder

I just received this fantastic dildo/butt plug compliments of the wonderful people at Vibrator.com It arrived in a lovely non tacky box and I am happy to say it is the cutest fuchsia toy I have ever owned. I have never been big on dildos or butt plugs, I love things that vibrate. Recently I have been on this try new things experimental kick. Consequently, I have become very interested in sex toys made from glass and silicone. I love the fact that they can be completely sterilized and are long lasting. When they first came out they were so so expensive. I have spent a great deal of time searching for reasonably priced green toys that is how I came across the Scrudy. Now many companies, my favorite being Fun Factory, have come up with very affordable, quality silicone toys.
This is a petite dildo with some extra features. I feel that it's swirled body more than makes up for it's size. It's insert able length 4 1/2", the diameter is 1 3/8", it has a suction cup flared base and is harness compatible. When it comes to care and cleaning it is dishwasher safe, boil able, and bleach able so feel free to share it.
THE EXPERIENCE
I was shocked to notice that after washing the Fuchsia Wonder it held heat shockingly well. Now, nothing close to the temperature play available with glass toys but still noticeable. I started out using this vaginally but soon had to try it in my ass. I used some of the Toyfluid lube that came in the box. Let me say a little goes along way and worked great for anal play. And this toy was just enough not too wide, not too long, not too short and stayed PUT. I am very new to anal play so I did not twist it. I'm so not there yet but it was amazing. With my favorite bullet on my clit I came in the most amazing way. After that first orgasm I had to keep going I jumped up washed it off and now that I was good and warmed up got ready to find my g-spot. The base of this toy works as a great handle. The Scrudy has a nice weight to it and stays standing when you place it down. Can I just say how amazing that is I hate placing a toy down on my sheets only to have it roll all over the place. Maybe that is just a weird quirk of mine but let me tell you that was a nice surprise. All in all the
Fun Factory Scrudy is a versatile toy and a great addition to any toy box that is in need of a unique butt plug or petite dildo.

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Friday, June 26, 2009

Spring Ball Pefection...Maybe





Natural Contours Ideal Massager




Check out my Natural Contours reviews at Better Sex These are the first items I have ever used from their line. For the longest time their line of products did not really appeal to me. I mean pastel colored sex toys left a little to be desired but I have become more and more curious as time passed and when Better Sex offered me this opportunity who am I to refuse. The items arrived in wonderfully tasteful boxes and super humanly fast. I am sorry to say you can not use the Ideal while it is charging but alas a girl can't have everything.



Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Adult Toy Chest





Great news I have received my first item as a Better Sex Buzz Team Member and I have reviewed my new super cute pink butterfly toy chest. I have been lusting after this for a long time so click on the title above and check out my review.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Ultra Sonic Throbbing Heaven


Check out my review of my Ultra Sonic Massager on Bettersex.com. This is one of new and favorite toys. It is a must for any collection. It does amazing things to my g-spot once I am good and wet.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Gilly the BIlly Goat

Ok so this vinyl, inflatable love goat has been all over the place. He started as a gag gift my best friend received in High School. We went to her parents house one weekend when we were in college and we found Gilly the Billy Goat (that is the name we gave it it why I do not recall too much to drink) in her brothers room next to some lotion. After we picked ourselves off the ground done with our fit of giggles we cleared the mental pictures from our minds, planned a rescue mission and stole Gilly the Billy Goat and smuggled it back to our floor in our dorm.

I do not know about the goat you will get but our goat Billy loves a party. We could not keep him hidden when the tequila and rum came out. Gilly the Billy Goat made friends with Charlie the Chimp, a purple monkey vibrator that showed up wrapped and under the tree one Xmas. I have pictures but I am slightly shy about posting them and still trying to decide.

How we used the goat- Gilly is a great goat a perfect gag gift. The best thing to do with Gilly the Goat is of course to ride him around the room. At some point he died and here is drunk poem we wrote in his memory

Billy The Willy

Ryan has a goat
his name is Gilly Billy
he likes to stick it with his big fat Willy
When his hands are busy
and I get dizzy
his sucking put me in a Tizzy
I love it when we get Jiggy
I, Gilly Billy am his personal Willy


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Animal love doll by California Exotic
Material: Vinyl
Safety:

LifeSaver

Life Saver by Pipedream is a novelty vibrator I received as a gag gift. It was so cute and funny. Click on the title to see pictures of the vibe on Eden Fantasy. This is a traditional style vibe and is a great intro vibe for a friend who is afraid of or just does not like realistic looking sex toys. It is small and comes in non intimidating packaging. It now comes in a cute reuseable package. There once was a time when the box had the stripes and was made from cardboard. I remember being in middle school and sneaking to the back of Spencer's to looks at the "massagers" and giggle with all my friends so this toy has great sentamental value for me.

Anywho...This vibe is easy to hide just do not leave it out around children because they might grab it thinking it is their candy and not yours. The case is made out of shiny plastic. It closed with a button. The vibe its self is cream in color, smooth to touch, hard plastic. It has a slight bullet shape it also unscrews at the bottom to add batteries.

I have never been a huge fan of the traditional smooth plastic vibe. They do not have enough friction for me. They tend not to pack much of a punch and die relatively quickly. This item fits that description. It was also much too loud in relation to the vibrations it produced. This toy also is not safe for anal play and should not be shared because it is plastic

But as a gag gift for your favorite bride to be or any other occasion when you want to take funny pictures of your friends posing with sex toys this is a must for that party and at that price it is worth all of the laughs it will get. Just thinking but since this is a cutest 4" vibe around this probably would be nice to keep in your purse with you favorite pair of ben wa balls for some out about solo fun.


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Gags by Pipedream
Special features: Vibrating, Bachelorette party
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Saturday, June 13, 2009

Cheesetastic

I bought these as a gag gift for one of my best friends from college. She was getting married and I went home for the bachorlette party. I needed a collection of cute, funny, vibrating, crotchless, silly, edible, and cheesy, gifts for her to open on the party bus.

I already knew I was gonna give her one of my favorite pocket vibes of all time, The Rock-It Waterproof Mini-Vibrator, because it is great for her clitoris, her mans balls, and taint. Not to mention it’s small and easy to pack on the plane to Mexico. I also found the cutest pair of black crotchless butterfly panties. I did not even know there was such a thing as cute crotchless panties.

I was off to a great start. I had cute, funny, vibrating, and crotchless covered. I still needed something silly, edible, and cheesy. That is when I found Tastie Pasties® Edible treats by Kingman. This was the first time I shopped on, or heard of Eden Fantasy and I am so glad I found the site.

The tasties Pasties were perfect. My girl's face, as she ripped off the paper, was priceless. I swear, and all of the girls on the bus died with laughter. It was perfect. The cover on the box was cheese-tastic. I do not know what was my favorite. The chicks hair, her short shirt with a red heart, or her red high leg panties. The pictures we took of her, and well all of us, holding up that box were seriously one of the highlights of the night.

If the box was empty I would still recommend this purchase as a gag gift. But lucky for all who shell out a couple of $$, they will be happy to find it jam packed with 5 flavors of edible treats cherry, chocolate, strawberry, passion fruit, and mint. Not to mention the variety of shapes stars, hearts, arrows and circles.

I am happy to say that these pasties are not just for girls. In particular, the chocolate arrows can be used by your man to show you where he wants you to go as well. So if you get your box, feel free to give him a few arrows so he can surprise you as well.
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Edible treats by Kingman

Kiss of Mint

Check out my review on bettersex.com clicking on title)of my favorite flavored condom. Ok, Ok using condoms while giving head is not my normal thing but when I do this is what I use. It takes a few days for reviews to post on this web site so be patience. Thanks.

Wrap it up

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I have written my first couple reviews for Good Vibes. I have no idea how long it will take for my reviews to post but look for me as RockyLaFemme. I have reviewed the following items and will keep them coming.

Dream Team Rainy Days

I am on what you could call a vacation and there has been nothing but gloomy rainy days here. I am studying for the GRE. I just got my first guitar and I am taking time for myself. With all of this free time I am stuck in the house because of the never ending rain. But on the plus side I have plenty of time to masturbate and OH how my imagination has been running wild. I have spent more hours than I care to think about deep deep in fantasy. And I am kinda shocked at the turn they have taken. Not only have I become obsessed with finding my pure g-spot orgasm and squirting on demand. Now I really am turned on by anal play something I swore over and over again I would never do. I think the longer I go without sex the more horny I become and the more kinky I get.

Now to make things worse I want all new toys. I have an intense desire to throw all of my vibes away? Why why why? Now I know I am a variety whore and a power vibe slut but really. It is insane to throw all of toys so I clearly am going through something.

As a result I have a new toy lust wish list. I can not stop thinking about the following toys. I really want to splurge. I want to buy them all, lock my door, grab them out of my new shiny toy chest, turn on my ipod and cum till I can't see straight.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Better Sex Buzz Team

The Best news ever!! I am so excited I just have been approved to write sex toy reviews for one of my favorite online adult toy retailers www.bettersex.com. So, what does that mean? They will send me toys and I will tell you all about it. YEA. While we wait for them to send me my first free toy for review check out some of the reviews I have already posted on their site. Hopefully my reviews have posted by now just look for Rocky LaFemme...

Triple Luxe G Spot Stimulator

Better Sex Essentials® Toy Cleaner

Sheer Lady Finger


Ky Warming Liquid

Lifestyles Pleasure Plus Condoms

Latin Fantasies

Monday, June 1, 2009

Free Toys

I'm so excited Ooh-Lala.co.uk is having a competition and the winner gets £500 worth of booty from the wish list you create on your blog. So all you have to do is make a wish list post it on your blog and you're automatically entered. The one with the best descriptions wins their entire list! Make sure to keep it under £500

I am currently on a quest for the ever elusive pure g-spot orgasm so most of my items have something to do with that.


So here is my Wet Dream Team...


Lelo Gigi Deep Rose Vibrator - Buy Online, Free Delivery - Ooh-lala
I have been lusting after this toy for a minute. This is the most elegent g-spot vibe I have ever seen. If anyhting can make me squirt I am sure this could.

Lelo Lily Satin Black Vibrator - Buy Online, Free Delivery - Ooh-lala
I love rechargeable vibes and this is just so sleek and stylish. I really want to get my hands on it.

Lelo Liv Vibrator - Buy Online, Free Delivery - Ooh-lala
I am just in love with the Lelo brand. I want one of everything. They just seem like quality and would be less intimidating with a male partner.

Sensual Premium Sexy Gift Box - Buy Online, Free Delivery - Ooh-lala
umm it comes with Fun Factory Silicone Waterproof Vibrator Silicone Rock Chick GSpot Vibrator Small jelly clitoral and anal tickler ID Pleasure...need I say more?

Siena Symphony in Pink - Ooh-lala
This pretty lady can boast all of the following functions rollercoaster, vibrating, escalating, pulsating action. Really I so need all of that in my life.

Fun Factory Smartballs Raspberry Vibrator - Buy Online, Free Delivery - Ooh-lala
I have been dying to wear these at the gym and while driving.

Cupid's Bitty Butt Plug - Ooh-lala
I am starting to esperiement in anal play and this is just so cute.

Rabbit Super Vibrator - Ooh-lala
I had a horrible rabbit vibe and this one just looks like it can fly.

Roller Balls - Buy Online, Free Delivery - Ooh-lala
Seriously when I saw this and imagined the pearls swirling in my ass really gotta try. OMG

Mini Tongue Clit Vibe - Buy Online, Free Delivery - Ooh-lala
I really want these for my nipples so I put down 2.

Pink Lubricant for Women - Buy Online, Free Delivery - Ooh-lala
I am not really a lube person but I have been curious about this one since forever.

Moist Lubricant
I have heard nothing but good things about this and I really want to try it with the cupid.

Scalloped Embroidery Suspender Belt - Buy Online, Free Delivery - Ooh-lala
I have very few fanatsies that do not include me and these.

Stockings Hold ups - Buy Online, Free Delivery - Ooh-lala
Can you say Retro Sexy Glam Queen.

Charmeuse Kimono - Buy Online, Free Delivery - Ooh-lala
Every girl needs one.

NMC LR44 Button Cell Pack of 10 - Buy Online, Free Delivery - Ooh-lala
It's a 10pk for a couple pounds such a great deal.

Odds n Endz

  • Better Sex Essentials Toy Cleaner Antibacterial
  • Coochy® shave creme Cream by Holiday Products
  • Top Cat Moist Antibacterial Toy Wipes
Tenga Eggs by Liberator

Favorite Vibrators

  • Gigi by Lelo
  • Impulse Slimline Rabbit by California Exotic Novelties
  • Mia by Lelo
  • Platinum Butterflly Kiss by California Exotic Novelties
  • Rechargeable Jack by California Exotic Novelties
  • Sweet Dreams Desire by California Exotic Novelties
  • Thrusting Jack Rabbit

Favortie Dildos

  • Phallix Dichroic Glass Sex Toy
  • Pure Wand by N'Joy
  • Scrudy Strap-on dildo by Fun Factory
  • Slim Jim by haooy Valley

Anal Toys

  • Pure plug medium Butt plug by Njoy
  • Supersex anal beginners kit

My Porn Flick Collection

  • Adam & Eve Build Your Own Collection
  • Adam & Eve Presents Taboo Anal Pleasures
  • American Heros
  • Better Sex® Guide To Great Oral Sex
  • Boob-A-Licious Babes
  • Brazilian Island 3
  • Bubble Butt Angels
  • Candida Royalle Feeling It ...Not Faking It
  • Devoured
  • Fire & Ice
  • Great Sex For a Lifetime1,2
  • Guilty As Sin
  • Head of the Class
  • Hello Nurse
  • Krossing The Bar
  • Latin Fantasies by Adam & Eve
  • Love Squirts
  • Mobster's Ball 2
  • Nina Hartley's Guide To Female Ejaculation
  • O The Power Of Submission
  • Penny Flame's Expert Guide To Handjobs
  • Penny Flame's Expert Guide to Rough Sex
  • Playgirl Amorous Sexcapades
  • Private The Best of 2008
  • Puppeteer
  • Ritual
  • Sex: A Lifelong Pleasure Satisfying Him
  • Sinclair Institure 32 Ways to Please Your Lover
  • Sinclair Institute Expanding Sexual Boundaries
  • Sinclair Institute Joy of Erotic Massage Video
  • Sinclair Institute Maximizing G Spot Pleasures
  • Sinclair Institute Sexual Imagination
  • Sinclair Institute The Art of Oral Sex and The Art of Sex Positions
  • Sinclair Institute The Art of Orgasm
  • Squirt Girl DVD 4-Pack
  • Swing Time
  • Taboo Anal Pleasures
  • The 8th Day
  • The Bi Apple
  • The Contractor
  • The Mother-Load
  • The Perfect Secretary
  • The Surrender of O DVD
  • The Wicked
  • Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Anal Pleasure for Men
  • Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide To Threesomes
  • Vivid Scary Movie Double Feature
PinkCherry Sex Toys

Erotic and Sensual Books

  • Anita Blake Series by Laurell K. Hamilton
  • Flesh Tones by M. J. Rose
  • Hot Sex: How To Do It - Guides to better sex by Tracey Cox
  • In Fidelity by M. J. Rose
  • Lip Service by M. J. Rose
  • Sheet Music by M. J. Rose
  • Somebody's Lover by Jasmine Haynes
  • Sookie Stackhouse Southern Vampire Series by Charlaine Harris
  • Tall, Dark and Dead by Tate Hallaway
  • The Black Dagger Series by J.R. Ward
  • The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty Trilogy by Anne Rice
  • The Dark Hunter Series by Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Exercisers

  • Teneo Duo Vaginal Balls by Fun Factory
  • Teneo Uno Vaginal Ball by Fun Factory
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Favorite Lubes & Potions

  • Body Fluid by Fun Factory
  • Intimate Organics'™ Relaxing Massage Oil
  • Intimate Organics™ Aromatherapy Body Souffle
  • SYSTEM JO H20 Water based lubricant
  • SYSTEM JO SILICONE lubricant
  • TooTimid Pleasure Gel
  • Toy Fluid Lubricant by Fun Factory