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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

LifeSaver

Life Saver by Pipedream is a novelty vibrator I received as a gag gift. It was so cute and funny. Click on the title to see pictures of the vibe on Eden Fantasy. This is a traditional style vibe and is a great intro vibe for a friend who is afraid of or just does not like realistic looking sex toys. It is small and comes in non intimidating packaging. It now comes in a cute reuseable package. There once was a time when the box had the stripes and was made from cardboard. I remember being in middle school and sneaking to the back of Spencer's to looks at the "massagers" and giggle with all my friends so this toy has great sentamental value for me.

Anywho...This vibe is easy to hide just do not leave it out around children because they might grab it thinking it is their candy and not yours. The case is made out of shiny plastic. It closed with a button. The vibe its self is cream in color, smooth to touch, hard plastic. It has a slight bullet shape it also unscrews at the bottom to add batteries.

I have never been a huge fan of the traditional smooth plastic vibe. They do not have enough friction for me. They tend not to pack much of a punch and die relatively quickly. This item fits that description. It was also much too loud in relation to the vibrations it produced. This toy also is not safe for anal play and should not be shared because it is plastic

But as a gag gift for your favorite bride to be or any other occasion when you want to take funny pictures of your friends posing with sex toys this is a must for that party and at that price it is worth all of the laughs it will get. Just thinking but since this is a cutest 4" vibe around this probably would be nice to keep in your purse with you favorite pair of ben wa balls for some out about solo fun.


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Gags by Pipedream
Special features: Vibrating, Bachelorette party
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