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Friday, August 28, 2009

Lola California Exotic Novelties

Hip Hip Hurray!! It appears I have been approved as a"Sexpert" on intimate toys by California Exotic Novelties. So here's the deal, last month I browsing around the Internet and I came across California Exotic Novelties blog. I noticed that they were looking for 100 men and women to write reviews for them of products many which are not yet on the market. Of course I had to jump on that opportunity, so I signed up on their website hoping but not really expecting to be approved. I mean they are only looking for 100 people how likely was it that I would be selected but last week a brown box arrived at my home I was not expecting. So I ran upstairs ripped it open and inside I found a invoice from California Exotic Novelties and my brand new Lola. Yea!
Now that you know how I came by my new vibrator let's get to the fun stuff. Lola is a powerfully beautiful ridged seamless sleek smooth hot pink traditional style vibrator. It is capable of multiple speeds and the power is controlled by a twisting cap tip. Lola is made of ABS plastic which is non-porous and phthalate-free, Yea! Lola also boosts a really nicely ridged texture. The ridges, firm texture and slim build of this toy make it a great toy for thrusting. Lola is also waterproof which makes cleanup an easy thing to do as it can be taken into the shower not only for a wash but also for all kinds of fun. I would recommend using antibacterial soap and hot water or wiping down with isopropyl alcohol. It has a user friendly length of 5.75" and a width of 1.25"' This toy is not for size queens but the added texture and firmness of the toy should please most users. Based on it's features I would recommend this toy to new and advance users. I was really so shocked by it's power I was not expecting it. I am usually not a fan of traditional vibes they just are not powerful enough for me and the vibrations tend to be too dispersed. I sooo did not have that problem with this vibe.
So after I washed Lola and added the two required AA batteries I was ready to give a a try. I am happy to say she did not disappoint! She is easy to hold in my hand. It feels like I am holding a traditional vibrator with dual bullets at it's tips because of the way it expands at it's ends. Because of the narrow rounded tips this toy was great for clitoral stimulation and I came in about 3 mintes. Then I moved on to try to stimulate my g-spot. I was able to do so relatively easily because of the way the vibe expands but to really stimulate it I had some fun twisting and got the most of the ridges and since Lola is so firm I pushed down on the end so it was touching the mattress and and vibrating tip was right up against my g-spot and let me tell you. It got the job done. Lola has earned her spot close to my bed.
All in all Lola is a great traditional vibe with a unique shape and powerful design. She is easy to clean and can be used for shower time fun. The only draw back was she was very loud even when she was inserted. Sometimes it almost seemed like the batteries were rattling around inside the unit. If you do not live alone there is no way people won't hear the motor. So blast that music and have a good time with your Hot Pink Lola from California Exotic Novelties!
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1 comment:

  1. Hehe...I am posting my review as a Sexpert tonight!!! I was so excited!!! I still am! BTW great review. Thanks


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Favorite Vibrators

  • Gigi by Lelo
  • Impulse Slimline Rabbit by California Exotic Novelties
  • Mia by Lelo
  • Platinum Butterflly Kiss by California Exotic Novelties
  • Rechargeable Jack by California Exotic Novelties
  • Sweet Dreams Desire by California Exotic Novelties
  • Thrusting Jack Rabbit

Favortie Dildos

  • Phallix Dichroic Glass Sex Toy
  • Pure Wand by N'Joy
  • Scrudy Strap-on dildo by Fun Factory
  • Slim Jim by haooy Valley

Anal Toys

  • Pure plug medium Butt plug by Njoy
  • Supersex anal beginners kit

My Porn Flick Collection

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  • Adam & Eve Presents Taboo Anal Pleasures
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  • The Surrender of O DVD
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Erotic and Sensual Books

  • Anita Blake Series by Laurell K. Hamilton
  • Flesh Tones by M. J. Rose
  • Hot Sex: How To Do It - Guides to better sex by Tracey Cox
  • In Fidelity by M. J. Rose
  • Lip Service by M. J. Rose
  • Sheet Music by M. J. Rose
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  • Sookie Stackhouse Southern Vampire Series by Charlaine Harris
  • Tall, Dark and Dead by Tate Hallaway
  • The Black Dagger Series by J.R. Ward
  • The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty Trilogy by Anne Rice
  • The Dark Hunter Series by Sherrilyn Kenyon


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Favorite Lubes & Potions

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  • SYSTEM JO H20 Water based lubricant
  • SYSTEM JO SILICONE lubricant
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