Why am I here... I have spent much too much time doing what other people want from me what others have expected of me. There comes a point where you just have to go balls to the wall and that is where I am right now. I am trying to live fearlessly. I hope you find the information I have provided funny, helpful, and makes your day brighter!

Friday, July 10, 2009

A Ball of a Time

I have been looking for some sort of exerciser for vaginal muscles for a few months now. I first heard of them while watching Sex in the City. I never paid them much attention but since I started participating in the forum at Eden Fantasy I becoming more and more curious about pure g-spot orgasms and squirting. I read the stronger the muscles the stronger the orgasm and the easier it is to squirt. So I decided to find a vagina exerciser.

I quickly decided against the balls that are not attached to each other because well they just scare me. I had visions of a trip to the ER and not being able to retrieve them. So, that style was off my list. Next I looked at some of the paired balls but the string cords they were attached to looked highly suspect as did the material the balls were made from & most retrieval cords. That narrowed my options down a lot leaving me with Smartballs and Desi. While debating the pros and cons of these two items I was so happy to suddenly find Eden Fantasy had a new product to offer Teneo Uno Vaginal balls by Fun Factory. Leave it to Fun Factory to come up with a Single silicone weighted ball with a silicone retrieval cord in pink. It was as if they read my mind and solved all my problems so I had to order this cutie and give it a try.

The Teneo Uno has a velvety ribbed texture. It is made from silicone and as a result is non-porous, phthalates free, hypo-allergenic and latex free. With cord it is about 5" long, 4 3/4" around and 1 1/2" in diameter. I was surprised to notice the ball has an easy insertion finger-hollow. Which combined with this toy's size is why I really think this is the best vagina ball for those new to sex toys and vagina exercises. I think the creators went out of their way to make sure they did not make an intimidating toy. It also comes with a large sample of Fun Factory's water based lubricant called Toyfluid. I love it when companies do that. I really think all toys should come with a free lube sample. Anywho, I think Fun Factory is my new favorite brand. They have the best packaging around. It is non-tacky and unisex in appeal. I feel like any man or woman could walk into a store and pick any of their items off the shelf and now feel awkward about the packaging.

After washing with soap and water I dried it off, lubed it up and popped it in. I was actually shocked at how light it felt inside and was a little concerned it might not do anything. I guess I thought it would feel heavy inside but it did not. I went about my daily business when I was not contracting my muscles it it hardly noticeable. Now when I crossed my legs, or lay on my side that is another matter entirely. After wearing around the house for about an hour I decided to masturbate with it in and see what type of sensations it provided. I started with my favorite Computer Accessory and let me just say my orgasm was so very long and so very intense. I think the way Teneo Uno rests in your body just makes you clamp down on in a way that made my orgasm so much longer and deeper.

My next experiment involved using Teneo with my silver Platinum Jack Rabbit. At first I was a little worried the vibe would push the ball too high up but no matter how deep I pushed the cord still peaked out so I was able to relax into my Love Myself Session and that orgasm was better than I expected as well. So what can I say, I love my Teneo Uno and I can't wait to try the Duo. All I can ask is that they come in a few more color combinations and maybe a little protective pouch so I can store it in my toy chest with my Scrudy since it is silicone as well. That is if that would work to keep them from melting. I wonder?

product picture
$26.99Teneo Uno
Vaginal balls by Fun Factory
Material: Silicone

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