Amorous Sexcapades did not do it for me. First of all I did not know what to expect. This product is listed as a book but is described as a DVD so I was thinking it was a combo like
Whipped. I was really hoping for some written erotica and a cool movie to go along with it but sadly that is not what this item was. It is only a DVD.
The packaging on Amorous Sexcapades by Playgirl DVD, distributed by Wicked Pictures is really classy. But you can not tell a book or a DVD by the cover. I so know that now. I was beyond excited when my box arrived super fast from Eden and could not wait for the house to empty out so I could watch my flick with sound, YEA!
So the house was empty and I had my current favorite toys out and was ready
to go with Layaspot, Rechargeable Jack Rabbit by California Exotic and my Njoy Pure Anal Plug Medium. The DVD was in, the sound was on I was relaxed and ready to enjoy.
Did I?
Umm not so much.
First of the the music that was onscreen with the menu page was crappy instrumental and to be honest I got a bad feeling in my tummy. I got really worried. And with good reason. This DVD had absolutely no flow. There were 6 scenes with 6 very different fantasies that did not flow into each other at all. There was a lot of posing in each scene and it really got on my nerves.I kept wondering why are they covering up the money shot. I really would like to see what they are doing. But I can't tell cause the shot in in shadow. GGRRRRRR so annoying. As the DVD progresses they do begin to show more of the goodies but still it was a waste of time. I guess after all of the free porn I have been watching online I am a hardcore kinda girl.
Scene 1 Kinks and Chains was very light on the kink and the lady did not seem to be all that in charge to me
Scene 2 Cabin Fever shocking was sex in a cabin. It looked like good sex but I really could not see everything I wanted to cause the close ups were lacking.
Scene 3 Hot Rod Lover umm yeah sex on the side of a car and without audio and narration I just didn't get it. Oh yes and a cheesy light display, I have never wanted to fast forward porn more in my life.
By this point I was almost asleep and not because I had just had the biggest orgasm in my life but because I WAS BORED WATCHING PORN CAN U IMAGINE.
Scene 4 I am gonna call it auto mechanic love because I can't recall the title but it is sex with a co worker and there is actual dialogue in this one. It was by far the best sex in the DVD up to that point and woke me up.
Scene5 Watching Him Play was about sex with a rock star. There were no cheesy lights in this one and there was a touch of male dominance. It was not an original fantasy but the sex looked real so it was not too painful to view. Although they did cut the scenes with static so it appeared you were viewing what he was recording them doing on camera. LOL
Scene 6 Incandescent Love was just scary. The man was wrapped in twinkle light and then he wrapped them around her and stuck them up her vagina. Umm can you say no thank you. First of all not sanitary and secondly burn my goodies and I will hurt you in ways you never imagined. That is all I could think about while viewing this horrible scene.
I was expecting their to be dialogue throughout the scenes I was looking for romance but not cheese
. I was looking for hot sex. I just hate to say it but don't buy this. I know some people don't want hardcore sex and they don't want to see everything. At times I am that way as well but this did not flow the theme was lacking I am sure you can find Amorous Sexcapades done better than this at that price point.
Vampire porn? I never thought the idea would appeal to me but I do love horor flicks and I am a twilight and dark hunter fan so I figured I should give it a try.
Click on the title to read the full review and see if The Wicked is the best of both worlds.
If you are looking for a Satin Coated Sparkly gift for your favorite bachelorette look no further. 
This would make a great whimsical gift for any bride to be. Click on the title to read my full review of this vibrating bullet with ring controller!
What can I say about my baby rose Smartvibes - ElLOVE by Fun Factory? Umm I loved it. 
It will stay at the top of my toy pile for a very long time and I can't believe I have found something to make me wonder if I should use my Rechargeable Jack Rabbit but I have and it is shocking. RIght now I can't sopt using this with my new Njoy medium plug and Layaspot. 
Just click on the titile for the full review cause you just gotta get one of these.
I have never been into threesomes but I have been dying to watch something by Tristan Taormino. I also am in a user guide porn type of phase why I do not know but I like to know how and why and what things are really called so when I got the chance to review Tristan Taormino's ExpertGuide To Threesomes of course I had to get it so click on the title to read the full review!!!
Amorous Sexcapades did not do it for me. First of all I did not know what to expect. This product is listed as a book but is described as a DVD so I was thinking it was a combo like Whipped. I was really hoping for some written erotica and a cool movie to go along with it but sadly that is not what this item was. It is only a DVD.
The packaging on Amorous Sexcapades by Playgirl DVD, distributed by Wicked Pictures is really classy. But you can not tell a book or a DVD by the cover. I so know that now. I was beyond excited when my box arrived super fast from Eden and could not wait for the house to empty out so I could watch my flick with sound, YEA!
So the house was empty and I had my current favorite toys out and was ready to go with Layaspot, Rechargeable Jack Rabbit by California Exotic and my Njoy Pure Anal Plug Medium. The DVD was in, the sound was on I was relaxed and ready to enjoy.
First of the the music that was onscreen with the menu page was crappy instrumental and to be honest I got a bad feeling in my tummy. I got really worried. And with good reason. This DVD had absolutely no flow. There were 6 scenes with 6 very different fantasies that did not flow into each other at all. There was a lot of posing in each scene and it really got on my nerves.I kept wondering why are they covering up the money shot. I really would like to see what they are doing. But I can't tell cause the shot in in shadow. GGRRRRRR so annoying. As the DVD progresses they do begin to show more of the goodies but still it was a waste of time. I guess after all of the free porn I have been watching online I am a hardcore kinda girl.
Scene 1 Kinks and Chains was very light on the kink and the lady did not seem to be all that in charge to me
I was expecting their to be dialogue throughout the scenes I was looking for romance but not cheese. I was looking for hot sex. I just hate to say it but don't buy this. I know some people don't want hardcore sex and they don't want to see everything. At times I am that way as well but this did not flow the theme was lacking I am sure you can find Amorous Sexcapades done better than this at that price point.
Ritual is full of my current favorite things in porn and I am so happy about it. It has anal sex, double-penetration, and tons of positions.
I have had a hard time finding porn on dvd that I like for a while but Yea I finaly found one. Leave it to the French to give me what I like.
Oh yes and it meets my vampire needs without a ton of blood so click on the title and read the ful review!
I am so excited I received my second item to review as a "Sexpert" from California Exotic Novelties a little over a week ago and am finally ready to write my review. I am so shocked that I loved this item. When I first ripped open the box to see a G-spot toy that looked identical to Crystalessence™ chubby G I was really worried. I was hoping and praying that this was not by the same manufacturer so I went back and found my old review and yes it is. But I opened the clear box, cleared my mind and decided to give it a go. I am so happy that I did.
If you are a fan of the Crystalessence I really think you will enjoy this new and improved version. Now it is not perfect but it is getting a lot closer to where I needs it to be. Power "G" is really powerful. It is electric, no batteries are needed. My old Crystalessence went through batteries like you would not believe and I was never able to orgasm with it alone while using it vaginally because the vibrations were not strong enough on the part that is suppose to massage your lips and clit. Power "G" plugs into the wall and has a 9ft cord. The speed control is incremental and is controlled by a twist turn base which is easy to use and does not turn off on accident.
From the photos you will notice where the cord must be plugged into the unit. This turned out to be a huge problem for me. If you need to or like to clamp down your thighs in order to orgasm you will find it hard with this cord sticking into your thigh. It also made it awkward to hold it in my left hand. I really do not know why it is there it shuld be in the very bottom of the unit was more than annoying it was painful. And in case you are wondering why I left it plugged in while I was using it Umm because you have to. Yes, there is no battery inside the unit. It is not rechargeable it is purely electric.
Which leads to my next point this is not waterproof. And with the plug in it was kind of awkward to wash with soap and water so you might want to use toy cleaner.
For those Crystalessence fans out there Power "G" has almost the same dimensions as her predecessor only she is slightly wider which was an improvement. She is 6 1/2" long, 3 1/4" insertable, 1 3/8" wide and weights about .5lbs. Once you lube her up I think most will find she is more than filling. But sadly the little nubs still did not provide desirable stimulation to my labia or clitoris. I had to use another toy so I could have a combined G-spot and clitoral orgasm, which I will admit was really great. The fullness of the toy inside of me and rubbing against my labia mid orgasm was more than satisfying I just need for them to add another bullet in the part with the nubs.
To sum it up when I used this toy for clitoral stimulation only I was able to get off very quickly. Lint and hair does stick to this toy so clean it before and after use. It almost has no scent straight out of the box. It is medium loud on full power and comes with a cord that is more than generous in length. If you are a fan of this shape then you really must get this toy and save on the batteries. California Exotic Novelties really made a lot of great improvements to the Crystalessence.
