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Showing posts with label Porn. Show all posts
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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Penny Flame's Guide to Rough Sex






YES YES YES I finally got it and it was so hot. Click on the title for the full review!

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Swing Time


Porn with a digital copy my favorite thing in the dvd world. Click on the title to see if this flick lived up to its title!

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Feeling It! Not Faking It!


This was a different sort of porn and I must say I liked it a lot. It features women who are not faking their orgasms and as far as I am concerned there should be a whole lot more of that. Click on the title and read my full review!

Monday, December 21, 2009

The Bi Apple


I am so curious about pegging, prostate milking or p-spot massageand this is so the flick for me. I really can't stop watching it. It is mu go too super naughty treat. Click on the title for my full review!

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Penny Flame's Expert Guide To Handjobs

I love hands. They are inexpensive and underated. There is nothing hotter than a man who can make you cum on his fingers. This is a great tool and instrutional DVD for lovers of all ages. It is a must for anyone out there with 10 digits at their disposal. Click on the title for the full review!

Private: Best Of 2008

For all of you variety freaks out there check out this compliation DVD. There is no fluff and it gets down to some serious kinky fun right off the bat. Click on the title for the full review.

Head of the Class

One of my favorite porn compilations thus far. Click on the title and read the full review.

The 8th Day

This was so not for me. There was a crotch shot of a girl getting her tinkle on and to be honest I have yet to recover. Click on the title for the full review.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Satisfying Him

Not really porn and not my cup of tea. If you know a guy who jumps the gun early then this is for you. Helpful yes what I was expecting not so much. Click on the title and see what I mean.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

The Wicked 2-Disc Set

Vampire porn? I never thought the idea would appeal to me but I do love horor flicks and I am a twilight and dark hunter fan so I figured I should give it a try.
Click on the title to read the full review and see if The Wicked is the best of both worlds.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide To Threesomes

I have never been into threesomes but I have been dying to watch something by Tristan Taormino. I also am in a user guide porn type of phase why I do not know but I like to know how and why and what things are really called so when I got the chance to review Tristan Taormino's ExpertGuide To Threesomes of course I had to get it so click on the title to read the full review!!!

Love Squirts


I was watching some free porn and I saw this girl start shaking and go up on her tip toes and fly off the guy who she was having sex with and start shooting this fluid all over the place. Ever since then I have been trying to figure out how to do that. Now I have not managed that but I have had a lot of fun trying.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Guess I'm just a Hardcore Gurl After All

Amorous Sexcapades did not do it for me. First of all I did not know what to expect. This product is listed as a book but is described as a DVD so I was thinking it was a combo like Whipped. I was really hoping for some written erotica and a cool movie to go along with it but sadly that is not what this item was. It is only a DVD.
The packaging on Amorous Sexcapades by Playgirl DVD, distributed by Wicked Pictures is really classy. But you can not tell a book or a DVD by the cover. I so know that now. I was beyond excited when my box arrived super fast from Eden and could not wait for the house to empty out so I could watch my flick with sound, YEA!
So the house was empty and I had my current favorite toys out and was ready to go with Layaspot, Rechargeable Jack Rabbit by California Exotic and my Njoy Pure Anal Plug Medium. The DVD was in, the sound was on I was relaxed and ready to enjoy.

Did I?

Umm not so much.
First of the the music that was onscreen with the menu page was crappy instrumental and to be honest I got a bad feeling in my tummy. I got really worried. And with good reason. This DVD had absolutely no flow. There were 6 scenes with 6 very different fantasies that did not flow into each other at all. There was a lot of posing in each scene and it really got on my nerves.I kept wondering why are they covering up the money shot. I really would like to see what they are doing. But I can't tell cause the shot in in shadow. GGRRRRRR so annoying. As the DVD progresses they do begin to show more of the goodies but still it was a waste of time. I guess after all of the free porn I have been watching online I am a hardcore kinda girl.
Scene 1 Kinks and Chains was very light on the kink and the lady did not seem to be all that in charge to me

Scene 2 Cabin Fever shocking was sex in a cabin. It looked like good sex but I really could not see everything I wanted to cause the close ups were lacking.

Scene 3 Hot Rod Lover umm yeah sex on the side of a car and without audio and narration I just didn't get it. Oh yes and a cheesy light display, I have never wanted to fast forward porn more in my life.

By this point I was almost asleep and not because I had just had the biggest orgasm in my life but because I WAS BORED WATCHING PORN CAN U IMAGINE.

Scene 4 I am gonna call it auto mechanic love because I can't recall the title but it is sex with a co worker and there is actual dialogue in this one. It was by far the best sex in the DVD up to that point and woke me up.

Scene5 Watching Him Play was about sex with a rock star. There were no cheesy lights in this one and there was a touch of male dominance. It was not an original fantasy but the sex looked real so it was not too painful to view. Although they did cut the scenes with static so it appeared you were viewing what he was recording them doing on camera. LOL

Scene 6 Incandescent Love was just scary. The man was wrapped in twinkle light and then he wrapped them around her and stuck them up her vagina. Umm can you say no thank you. First of all not sanitary and secondly burn my goodies and I will hurt you in ways you never imagined. That is all I could think about while viewing this horrible scene.
I was expecting their to be dialogue throughout the scenes I was looking for romance but not cheese. I was looking for hot sex. I just hate to say it but don't buy this. I know some people don't want hardcore sex and they don't want to see everything. At times I am that way as well but this did not flow the theme was lacking I am sure you can find Amorous Sexcapades done better than this at that price point.






Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Ritual

Ritual is full of my current favorite things in porn and I am so happy about it. It has anal sex, double-penetration, and tons of positions.
I have had a hard time finding porn on dvd that I like for a while but Yea I finaly found one. Leave it to the French to give me what I like.
Oh yes and it meets my vampire needs without a ton of blood so click on the title and read the ful review!

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Brazilian Island 3

The male lead in the first scene of this dvd is so hot I have no words. I really need to figure out what his name is so I can buy all of his work. I mean goodness gracious he is so my type.
I am sure you know how hard it is to find porn with really attractive people in it but seriously this dvd did not have that problem. I really want to know why this guy is doing porn I feel like he is way too hot to spend his time doing that but oh how glad I am that he is.
SO yeah rent this buy it share it with all of your friends cause I know I will. DAMN! It really is that serious. So click on title to read the full review!

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Afrodite Superstar

Well if you like your porn with poetry and without the money shot then this is for you. Full on F*%$#@1 is not found here. I think I will stick to internet porn for a while click on title for full review.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Dream Team Vanillaish

Let me just say my sex life has been nothing but vanilla. But this video has me so curious I have no desire to be strangled much less during sex but some of the clips from this video are truly hot and really turn me on. I really must see it in it's entirety. For example, when he tells her she better not cum without his permission again or he will put it in her ass without permission. YUM YUM More Please is all I can think so this kit is in honor of Penny Flame's Guide to Rough Sex.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Expanding Sexual Boundaries

Yes Yes Yes this dvd is so very hot. It had tons of toys I have wanted for a min and a few I had never seen before. There is plenty to be learned by checking it out so click on the title and see what it has to offer.


Sunday, March 1, 2009

Great Sex For A Lifetime™ & Synergy Sex Kit



The Great Sex For A Lifetime™ & Synergy Sex Kit really is a is a great addition to any collection. It has a lot to offer the more conservative couple or single person click on the title for all of the details.

Odds n Endz

  • Better Sex Essentials Toy Cleaner Antibacterial
  • Coochy® shave creme Cream by Holiday Products
  • Top Cat Moist Antibacterial Toy Wipes
Tenga Eggs by Liberator

Favorite Vibrators

  • Gigi by Lelo
  • Impulse Slimline Rabbit by California Exotic Novelties
  • Mia by Lelo
  • Platinum Butterflly Kiss by California Exotic Novelties
  • Rechargeable Jack by California Exotic Novelties
  • Sweet Dreams Desire by California Exotic Novelties
  • Thrusting Jack Rabbit

Favortie Dildos

  • Phallix Dichroic Glass Sex Toy
  • Pure Wand by N'Joy
  • Scrudy Strap-on dildo by Fun Factory
  • Slim Jim by haooy Valley

Anal Toys

  • Pure plug medium Butt plug by Njoy
  • Supersex anal beginners kit

My Porn Flick Collection

  • Adam & Eve Build Your Own Collection
  • Adam & Eve Presents Taboo Anal Pleasures
  • American Heros
  • Better Sex® Guide To Great Oral Sex
  • Boob-A-Licious Babes
  • Brazilian Island 3
  • Bubble Butt Angels
  • Candida Royalle Feeling It ...Not Faking It
  • Devoured
  • Fire & Ice
  • Great Sex For a Lifetime1,2
  • Guilty As Sin
  • Head of the Class
  • Hello Nurse
  • Krossing The Bar
  • Latin Fantasies by Adam & Eve
  • Love Squirts
  • Mobster's Ball 2
  • Nina Hartley's Guide To Female Ejaculation
  • O The Power Of Submission
  • Penny Flame's Expert Guide To Handjobs
  • Penny Flame's Expert Guide to Rough Sex
  • Playgirl Amorous Sexcapades
  • Private The Best of 2008
  • Puppeteer
  • Ritual
  • Sex: A Lifelong Pleasure Satisfying Him
  • Sinclair Institure 32 Ways to Please Your Lover
  • Sinclair Institute Expanding Sexual Boundaries
  • Sinclair Institute Joy of Erotic Massage Video
  • Sinclair Institute Maximizing G Spot Pleasures
  • Sinclair Institute Sexual Imagination
  • Sinclair Institute The Art of Oral Sex and The Art of Sex Positions
  • Sinclair Institute The Art of Orgasm
  • Squirt Girl DVD 4-Pack
  • Swing Time
  • Taboo Anal Pleasures
  • The 8th Day
  • The Bi Apple
  • The Contractor
  • The Mother-Load
  • The Perfect Secretary
  • The Surrender of O DVD
  • The Wicked
  • Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Anal Pleasure for Men
  • Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide To Threesomes
  • Vivid Scary Movie Double Feature
PinkCherry Sex Toys

Erotic and Sensual Books

  • Anita Blake Series by Laurell K. Hamilton
  • Flesh Tones by M. J. Rose
  • Hot Sex: How To Do It - Guides to better sex by Tracey Cox
  • In Fidelity by M. J. Rose
  • Lip Service by M. J. Rose
  • Sheet Music by M. J. Rose
  • Somebody's Lover by Jasmine Haynes
  • Sookie Stackhouse Southern Vampire Series by Charlaine Harris
  • Tall, Dark and Dead by Tate Hallaway
  • The Black Dagger Series by J.R. Ward
  • The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty Trilogy by Anne Rice
  • The Dark Hunter Series by Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Exercisers

  • Teneo Duo Vaginal Balls by Fun Factory
  • Teneo Uno Vaginal Ball by Fun Factory
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Favorite Lubes & Potions

  • Body Fluid by Fun Factory
  • Intimate Organics'™ Relaxing Massage Oil
  • Intimate Organics™ Aromatherapy Body Souffle
  • SYSTEM JO H20 Water based lubricant
  • SYSTEM JO SILICONE lubricant
  • TooTimid Pleasure Gel
  • Toy Fluid Lubricant by Fun Factory