Zen Tranquility

The Zen Tranquility Vibrator by California Exotic Novelties is not a straight boring vibe. It has a wonderful and perfect curve for reaching your g-spot. It is firm enough to give your spot all the attention it deserves and comes in a cool velvet storage pouch. Oh yes and did I mention you can use the tip to exercise your Kegel muscles.

Orion Bottle Rocket

I am so sad this toy was so close to perfect. I am a sucker for packing and when my Orion arrived I was so excited and not the least disappointed. It was so cute, no sleek. It really looked like a red rocket. It was silky to the touch and about the size of a man's finger. I am sorry to say it did not pack any punch.

Astroglide

OK so I am sure I will not be very popular here after saying this but Astroglide does not do it for me. I think you can do so much better with a water based lube in that price range. I am not a big fan of lube but when I do go there for my longer masturbation sessions I do not like to reapply and I do not want anything that is stringy, sticky, gummy, runny or leaks. I am so sorry to say Astroglide does all of these things. I think it has been so popular because of its ready availability. You can get it at almost any drugstore or Walmart.

Right now I am in love with Toyfluid from Fun Factory. Like everything they do it is perfect. Not to mention has a great price point. I hope to review quite a few lubes over the next month. I think I have a few samples in the mail so YEA! Check out my full review by clicking the title.

Storage Hell

It is official my box has met it's end. It has betrayed me one to many times. Why would it do this to me. I was very kind to it. I treated it well. I only ever placed my favorite and best toys inside it and still it tried yet again in a 7 day week to kidnap my toys, my friends when I needed them most. Damn! So I guess I must go to walmart and try to find a tackle box or something cause right now my best and brightest are in a red velvet bag. I am in the process of removing all cases from BMS Enterprises from all of my wish lists. This will take time. I'm so sad right now. I have no words. I thought we were in love.

Fleur-De-Lis Desire

Thanks to the wonderful people @ Bettersex.com I have received The Evolved Desire from the Fleur-De-Lis Collection from Evolved Novelties. It is a waterproof vibe not for size queens. But if you want a nice standard vibe made of safe materials that can be use on wet or dry land then this is your toy. Click on the title to check out my full review @ Bettersexcom.

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Waterproof Venus Penis

I had such high hopes but I am more than a little disappointed. I guess butterfly vibes like the Waterproof Venus Penis by California Exotic Novelties are not for me. I should have know better as this is made out of jelly but it looked like it had so much going for it. If it was not so so soft and the penis part slightly larger than an a man's pinkie this would be perfect. Click on the title to check out my full review.

Why me?

Of course right after I post about cool storage mine gets jealous and decided to stage war. My beautiful pink lockable sex toy case by BMS Enterprises is jammed shut with all of my favorite toys and I can't get them out. It has kidnapped my Platinum Jack Rabbit, Scrudy, ToyFluid and Impulse Computer Powered Arouser. If this does not get fixed soon I will cry. I would hate to destroy my super cool box but I will. I SO WILL!

Sex Toy Storage

I do not know if you are like me and always need a new place or system to store your toys but I do. I am always trying to find something cost effective and discreet but it can be difficult. So I was checking out my favorite forum and found a discussion on this very topic. SO check out the link to this super cool page with photos of brilliant storage solutions. I was thinking about getting one of those caboodle cases I use to buy in middle school for makeup and using that but these solutions are way better.

A Ball of a Time

I have been looking for some sort of exerciser for vaginal muscles for a few months now. I first heard of them while watching Sex in the City. I never paid them much attention but since I started participating in the forum at Eden Fantasy I becoming more and more curious about pure g-spot orgasms and squirting. I read the stronger the muscles the stronger the orgasm and the easier it is to squirt. So I decided to find a vagina exerciser.

I quickly decided against the balls that are not attached to each other because well they just scare me. I had visions of a trip to the ER and not being able to retrieve them. So, that style was off my list. Next I looked at some of the paired balls but the string cords they were attached to looked highly suspect as did the material the balls were made from & most retrieval cords. That narrowed my options down a lot leaving me with Smartballs and Desi. While debating the pros and cons of these two items I was so happy to suddenly find Eden Fantasy had a new product to offer Teneo Uno Vaginal balls by Fun Factory. Leave it to Fun Factory to come up with a Single silicone weighted ball with a silicone retrieval cord in pink. It was as if they read my mind and solved all my problems so I had to order this cutie and give it a try.

The Teneo Uno has a velvety ribbed texture. It is made from silicone and as a result is non-porous, phthalates free, hypo-allergenic and latex free. With cord it is about 5" long, 4 3/4" around and 1 1/2" in diameter. I was surprised to notice the ball has an easy insertion finger-hollow. Which combined with this toy's size is why I really think this is the best vagina ball for those new to sex toys and vagina exercises. I think the creators went out of their way to make sure they did not make an intimidating toy. It also comes with a large sample of Fun Factory's water based lubricant called Toyfluid. I love it when companies do that. I really think all toys should come with a free lube sample. Anywho, I think Fun Factory is my new favorite brand. They have the best packaging around. It is non-tacky and unisex in appeal. I feel like any man or woman could walk into a store and pick any of their items off the shelf and now feel awkward about the packaging.

After washing with soap and water I dried it off, lubed it up and popped it in. I was actually shocked at how light it felt inside and was a little concerned it might not do anything. I guess I thought it would feel heavy inside but it did not. I went about my daily business when I was not contracting my muscles it it hardly noticeable. Now when I crossed my legs, or lay on my side that is another matter entirely. After wearing around the house for about an hour I decided to masturbate with it in and see what type of sensations it provided. I started with my favorite Computer Accessory and let me just say my orgasm was so very long and so very intense. I think the way Teneo Uno rests in your body just makes you clamp down on in a way that made my orgasm so much longer and deeper.




My next experiment involved using Teneo with my silver Platinum Jack Rabbit. At first I was a little worried the vibe would push the ball too high up but no matter how deep I pushed the cord still peaked out so I was able to relax into my Love Myself Session and that orgasm was better than I expected as well. So what can I say, I love my Teneo Uno and I can't wait to try the Duo. All I can ask is that they come in a few more color combinations and maybe a little protective pouch so I can store it in my toy chest with my Scrudy since it is silicone as well. That is if that would work to keep them from melting. I wonder?

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Dream Team Vanillaish

Let me just say my sex life has been nothing but vanilla. But this video has me so curious I have no desire to be strangled much less during sex but some of the clips from this video are truly hot and really turn me on. I really must see it in it's entirety. For example, when he tells her she better not cum without his permission again or he will put it in her ass without permission. YUM YUM More Please is all I can think so this kit is in honor of Penny Flame's Guide to Rough Sex.

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Dream Team G-Spot Edition

My g-spot orgasms have been getting stronger and stronger practice makes perfect. Still the ever elusive purely g-spot orgasms still escapes me so here items I think about much too often. Because damn it I want to squirt.

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Rhapsody in Blue

What can I say I'm a sucker for a pretty box and the tin The Rhapsody by Evolved comes in just caught my eye and I had to try it. This is the first blue toy in my collection.Not to mention my first toy from Evolved. I have been eying their line for more than a minute and I am pleasantly surprise. I wish their vibes came in silicone but silicone and glass toys seem to be my new obsession. Check out my review of Rhapsody in Blue by clicking on the title.

All That Glitters

I do not know where to begin the Platinum Jack Rabbit is just that Amazing. My first and only rabbit before this was such a major disappointment I thought I'd have to make my own in order to have a pleasurable experience with one but now I need look not further. I am so happy with this waterproof vibe by California Exotic Novelties when it dies I will replace it with the same. I can only hope that by them they have it in silicone cause I HATE Jelly.